T.he I.nformant
1st Ballot HOF Teller
You got the juice, talk as much shyt as you want: the reigning champs 
Bucs (2020--2X)
Y'all can talk some shyt because you put in work recently
: the past five champs
Chiefs (2019--2X)
Patriots (2018--6X)
Eagles (2017--1X)
Broncos (2015--3X)
Seahawks (2013--1X)
Y'all can talk a little...just a little, though
: other champs within the past 10 years
Ravens (2012--2X)
Giants (2011--4X)
Packers (2010--4X)
Y'all might be opening yo mouths but you should be awfully quiet ole living in the past mafukkas
: rest of the champs from the past 25 years
Saints (2009--1X)
Steelers (2008--6X)
Colts (2006--2X)
Rams (1999--1X)
Cowboys (1995--5X)
You seriously mentioning your grand daddy's championships
: champs that we've only seen in grainy color or black and white highlights/specials 
49ers (1994--5X)
Redskins (1991--3X)
Bears (1985--1X)
Raiders (1983--3X)
Dolphins (1973--2X)
Jets (1968--1X)
Y'all like a white man taking all loses
don't even fix yo lips
: been to the Bowl but never won
Bills (4 Ls)
Vikings (4 Ls)
Bengals (2 Ls)
Falcons (2 Ls)
Panthers (2 Ls)
Titans/Oilers (1 L)
Chargers (1 L)
Cardinals (1 L)
Just shut the fukk up hoe
: never even been to the Bowl 
Lions (losing since start of Great Depression)
Browns (since 1946)
Jaguars (since 1993)
Texans (since 2002)

Bucs (2020--2X)
Y'all can talk some shyt because you put in work recently
: the past five champsChiefs (2019--2X)
Patriots (2018--6X)
Eagles (2017--1X)
Broncos (2015--3X)
Seahawks (2013--1X)
Y'all can talk a little...just a little, though
: other champs within the past 10 yearsRavens (2012--2X)
Giants (2011--4X)
Packers (2010--4X)
Y'all might be opening yo mouths but you should be awfully quiet ole living in the past mafukkas
: rest of the champs from the past 25 years Saints (2009--1X)
Steelers (2008--6X)
Colts (2006--2X)
Rams (1999--1X)
Cowboys (1995--5X)
You seriously mentioning your grand daddy's championships
: champs that we've only seen in grainy color or black and white highlights/specials 
49ers (1994--5X)
Redskins (1991--3X)
Bears (1985--1X)
Raiders (1983--3X)
Dolphins (1973--2X)
Jets (1968--1X)
Y'all like a white man taking all loses
don't even fix yo lips
: been to the Bowl but never wonBills (4 Ls)
Vikings (4 Ls)
Bengals (2 Ls)
Falcons (2 Ls)
Panthers (2 Ls)
Titans/Oilers (1 L)
Chargers (1 L)
Cardinals (1 L)
Just shut the fukk up hoe
: never even been to the Bowl 
Lions (losing since start of Great Depression)
Browns (since 1946)
Jaguars (since 1993)
Texans (since 2002)
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Browns ain't never been there. 

But the categories are the categories. Carolina may get there one day. Maybe.

