Am I a bad guy if I see more than one barber regularly?

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Well, yeah.

This has been going on for a while. For a little more than 2 years, I've been seeing a barber on the side. I thought nothing of it until 2 weeks ago when I saw went to the other barber, and he was like, "Hey, long time no see."
:guilty:

It all started one Sunday evening when I was trying to get a cut. My regular spot would usually close at 8 on Sundays and it would usually be empty with just talking or whatever those evenings. I came shortly before 6:30 and there was 1 dude getting a cut. I opened the door and was told they were closing in like 5 minutes.
"It's too late to get a cut? :dwillhuh:"
"Yeah."
I went back home saddened. So many years of cutting and for some reason, he didn't want to do it anymore. :to:
Monday evening, I was so sad that I decided to take a walk around the neighborhood to re-orient myself with the fact that I was actually denied by someone I thought I had come to know years and years. Along the way, I actually found a barbershop that was open. on a Monday! :gladbron: How happy I was. :blessed:
I got in the chair and was asked, "How do you want it?"
I was like, :gladbron: It's been so long since I had heard those words. :to: The cuts from the main barber were getting routine. I would just pop in, he cut, and I'd be out after the same old thing every time in about 5 minutes. I realized that things had just become functional. A shame really. I realized that I wouldn't even know how to ask for something new, even if I wanted to, that's how routine everything had become.

So, I'm sitting in the chair, reflecting on actually being asked again. On actually having a choice.

I looked at the wall.
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"I'll get a dark caesar!" :gladbron: (instead of the standard old light ones I'd been getting for years)
"What about the back?"
"What about it?"
"Do you want it rounded or square?"

I didn't know how to answer. It wasn't something I thought about. "Square." ...shrug...

And thus, it was started. It was crazy, getting all kinds of different tweaks, major and minor, little details that I had taken for granted. There were different periods of regularity. Even going back to my regular barber in the meantime, I'd ask for different things from time to time. The first time I actually asked for something different, he was like :dwillhuh:, "something different?" I don't know if he suspected anything different going on. I tried to not appear too much different than I usually would when showing up for cuts. I don't think he noticed. But I would never deviate too far. But there was this one time I asked for a 26. And he was like
:comeon (this was the 11th image, insert Stephen A Smith smiley in your mind, please) "Are you sure?"
"Yes."

It didn't come out as nicely as I thought it would have, but I was still thrilled to have gotten a brand new cut.




But anyway, am I a bad guy for seeing two different barbers?
 

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No, not at all. Why would you be, breh?

I'm sure your first barber gives no fukks.
 

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no. my barber spot has 6 chairs and i got to all except 1 whenever a seat opens up.
 

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No, not at all. Why would you be, breh?

I'm sure your first barber gives no fukks.

I don't know, breh. I think he might. We go waaaaaay back. :to:


#EnjoyTheBushes

Didnt your father teach you about cheating growing up.. nikka you never change Barbers, these Heathens are replaceable but that Shape Up precision isn't...

:whoa:

But who's gonna know? They operate like a mile and a half apart and run in completely different circles.
 

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Nah breh im going thru something similar.My barber of 4 years trying to take advantage of a brotha on some "man can I cut these 3 lil boys hair real quick" and its 2nd consecutive time he did this. SO I been looking for another barber.Sometimes relationships-business ships runs its course.:manny: gotta have backup options.
 

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Man Ive been going to a different barber my whole life. That shyt aint cool, cant have too many ppl doing different shyt to your hairline.

I just found a cat on my campus that is better than any barber ive been too, and his prices are cheap too :blessed:
 

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I went back to my main barber the other day after seeing him in the street and saying "What's up".

As a matter of fact, I popped in right before he started turning customers away because he wanted to get home and catch the Knicks-Bulls game. Was still the same routine cut, but it felt so special. :ahh:
 

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So I see a thread about barbers so I'm like :ehh: Then I see it's my nikka concise that made the thread so I'm like :blessed: I delve into this bytch ready for some real nikka shyt. I see a first post equivalent to an abridged copy of War & Peace and I'm like :beli: and go searching for my go to TL;DR gif. But I give it a chance and it's a surprisingly fast and humorous read :obama: Then I see you ask if you're in the wrong and question if you'll actually get caught since they work so far apart :ufdup:

The main barber has been doing your hair forever. He knows how fast your hair grows, breh. When you go back to him after a month instead of two weeks, the nikka peeped game. He's putting those two parts in your hair, heartbroken as fukk tryna figure out where he went wrong :wow: You better akright before he takes the frustrations out on your hairline, breh. Have you walking these streets looking..."unique" shall we say:mjpls:
 
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