Cutlery for the F*ckery: Haslam's Magical Landfill - 2016 Cleveland Browns Season Thread

[jaguar paw]

17 Year Re-Building Plan on DECK.

I got a concussion just by making this thread





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[Microfracture]

We loco 4 them Lokos in the 2016

 

[Heelmatic]

Our restart button getting wore the fukk out

Pettine gone
Farmer gone
Manziel gone
Gilbert(probably) gone
Mack gone
Joe Thomas(probably) gone
Joe Haden getting shyt on in the locker room

I've accepted the fact that we're taking Goff 2nd and will for him until the next one comes along

 

[Leonard Washington]

we are gluttons for punishment, even when we win 10 games we still miss the playoffs (2008)

 

[无名的]

I never thought someone could be worse than Randy Lerner. I wish Haslam went to prison.

Too bad Trump didn't consider buying the team. I want to be sick of winning.

 

[Ice Cold]

I read Doug marrone is a lead candidate for the job... Didn't he do nothing for the bills just last season?

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

And we not even gonna get bosa

 

[Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD]

Get used to it.

We are not far away with a great draft

 

[Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD]

Jared Goff + Michael Thomas + veteran WR with size

Should be a logical draft platform to supplement what we have on offense now

The defense has a some pieces who are just young now. Use later picks for for defensive depth. And I double down with the QB position and take Cardale in the 4th. Release Manziel. Release Austin Davis.

QB: McCown/Goff/Cardale
RB: Crowell/Johnson/UD FA
WR: Gordon/Michael Thomas/Benjamin/Hartline
TE/Barnidge

That is a core we can all get behind. Not that hard

 

[Dayco23]

Titans will trade that pick and we won't get Goff. Why do they have the 1st pick again?

Cuz we beat them?

 

[Heelmatic]

Titans will trade that pick and we won't get Goff. Why do they have the 1st pick again?

Cuz we beat them?

No one is gonna trade away all their picks to move up and get Goff.

 

[Dayco23]

No one is gonna trade away all their picks to move up and get Goff.

 

[jaguar paw]

 

[Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD]

Decent coach gets us 8-8 next season. Anything less than 7 wins its an utter failure

 

[Dayco23]

If Johnny is starting for Dallas