Dating An Escort…

[The Nigerian]

So I picked up this thot-tastic 21 year old off tinder the other day. Pleasant person. But she gave off mad hookerish/bedwenchy/hustler vibes.

My spidey senses were confirmed when she texted me that she wanted to tell me something about her that she didn't want to text.

Called her up and she said, "Hey, I escort sometimes. Is that okay?"

My response: "It's pretty obvious. And yeah, it's hard out here in these recessionary times. Hahahaha"

"So you're not mad?"

"Not at all, let's talk after I get back into the city."

Now, how do I play this situation? Can I turn into the dude that gets all the money?

 

[Donald J Trump]

Aye anybody got a link to that 30 for 30 with Randy Moss that came out the other day? Heard that ish was good

 

[skeetsinternal]

So I picked up this thot-tastic 21 year old off tinder the other day. Pleasant person. But she gave off mad hookerish/bedwenchy/hustler vibes.

My spidey senses were confirmed when she texted me that she wanted to tell me something about her that she didn't want to text.

Called her up and she said, "Hey, I escort sometimes. Is that okay?"

My response: "It's pretty obvious. And yeah, it's hard out here in these recessionary times. Hahahaha"

"So you're not mad?"

"Not at all, let's talk after I get back into the city."

Now, how do I play this situation? Can I turn into the dude that gets all the money?

Abso-fukking-lutely!

 

[-G$-]

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Aye anybody got a link to that 30 for 30 with Randy Moss that came out the other day? Heard that ish was good

When you get that Pm it to me pls thanks

 

[The Nigerian]

Abso-fukking-lutely!

Well, put me onto the game.

This morning before I left for work she was ragging on me for having a square gig talking about "Why the hell are you in corporate America?"

I think this chick is trying to choose me.

 

[LvrdSteez]

Get the money nikka...

 

[marcuz]

ken, are you that simba guy that use to call into tariqs show. sounds just like you, and he was trynna wife a stripper back then too

 

[87 others]

You will never turn into the dude that gets all the money you chump Podcasts, mollywatr, comedy...always the bride's maid - never the bride

 

[skeetsinternal]

......

 

[Blackking]

So I picked up this thot-tastic 21 year old off tinder the other day. Pleasant person. But she gave off mad hookerish/bedwenchy/hustler vibes.

My spidey senses were confirmed when she texted me that she wanted to tell me something about her that she didn't want to text.

Called her up and she said, "Hey, I escort sometimes. Is that okay?"

My response: "It's pretty obvious. And yeah, it's hard out here in these recessionary times. Hahahaha"

"So you're not mad?"

"Not at all, let's talk after I get back into the city."

Now, how do I play this situation? Can I turn into the dude that gets all the money?

i gotta salute you for thinking logically.

 

[The Nigerian]

i gotta salute you for thinking logically.

It should be clear to people by now that I'm a man that has lived a life. I'm far from a square.

 

[newarkhiphop]

Lol now he is a pimp

This dudes troll game on a hundred million

 

[TPL01]

thot-tastic

 

[The Nigerian]

Lol now he is a pimp

This dudes troll game on a hundred million

Whoa, you got me fvcked up. Nobody said anything about pimping. That's illegal, IIRC.