So today was career day at this elementary school near my job. It was an assembly in the gym and we had a couple of doctors, a dentist and some dude who owned a carpet shop. Immediately I knew I'd shine because I was the youngest by about 30 years and the other speakers were up there sounding like that clear eyes nikka. So by the time I got my turn to speak, I already knew this magnificent yellow b*stard was gonna either have them hating me or loving me... I spoke for about 20 minutes about my job and responsibilities then opened the floor for questions. I got about 20 questions in give or take then this one smart ass kid with vaseline grease pouring from his face had the nerve to ask me if I could dunk.
:microcac: hey Mr heretic. You're kinda tall... Can you dunk? Why aren't you playing basketball?
Me: yeah I can dunk.
I was actually really good at basketball but my future was in engineering pal.
:microcac: Soooooooo will you dunk for us
Principal:
we're here to talk about something important to all of your futures. Let's just stay on topic.
Me:
no it's ok... U find me a basketball and I'll dunk.
Kids in the crowd: dunk it! Dunk it! Dunk it! Dunk it!
I'm thinking to myself... All they think we can do is play ball but I had a plan in mind
Gym teacher out of nowhere: I got one.
Microcac:
I go up and do a little sorry dunk and some of the kids were like
I couldn't let the kids down so I get microcac to come down and tell them I was just warming up.
So I says to the kid, try and take the ball away, I hit this nikka with my best and 1 mixtape travel moves, and I can tell he's visibly embarrassed. So he's getting more aggressive trying to take the ball away and the microcac fell. Everybody starts laughing and he's red as period p*ssy. By this time I already made it up in my mind to unleash the fury of Zeus himself after I let him shoot and I block it again.
Me:
u ready man?
Microcac:
The kids are cheering my name by this point
I hit him with a crossover I let him catch up an then...
Me:
takes about 4 steps
Microcac:
he ain't gonna do it 
he's gonna do it...
Me: *floating*
Microcac: oh god no
Me:
Faculty:
Me:
Microcac:
Principal: What did u do that for? I mean 
Me:
Kids: a thousand of these
Principal: alright I'd like to thank Mr heretic for taking his time to speak with us today
Me:
if you kids have anymore questions I'll be here a little while longer.
I go to see if the kid was ok, he was doing that embarrassed laugh and smile with his teacher and rubbing his back, but I know he wanted to kill me and I know he'll want revenge years later. But for now I got the juice nikka...
:microcac: hey Mr heretic. You're kinda tall... Can you dunk? Why aren't you playing basketball?
Me: yeah I can dunk.
I was actually really good at basketball but my future was in engineering pal.:microcac: Soooooooo will you dunk for us
Principal:
we're here to talk about something important to all of your futures. Let's just stay on topic. Me:
no it's ok... U find me a basketball and I'll dunk. Kids in the crowd: dunk it! Dunk it! Dunk it! Dunk it!
I'm thinking to myself... All they think we can do is play ball but I had a plan in mind
Gym teacher out of nowhere: I got one.
Microcac:
I go up and do a little sorry dunk and some of the kids were like
I couldn't let the kids down so I get microcac to come down and tell them I was just warming up.
So I says to the kid, try and take the ball away, I hit this nikka with my best and 1 mixtape travel moves, and I can tell he's visibly embarrassed. So he's getting more aggressive trying to take the ball away and the microcac fell. Everybody starts laughing and he's red as period p*ssy. By this time I already made it up in my mind to unleash the fury of Zeus himself after I let him shoot and I block it again.
Me:
u ready man? Microcac:
The kids are cheering my name by this point
I hit him with a crossover I let him catch up an then...
Me:
takes about 4 stepsMicrocac:
he ain't gonna do it he's gonna do it...Me: *floating*
Microcac:
oh god no Me:
Faculty:
Me:
Microcac:
Principal: What did u do that for?
I mean Me:
Kids: a thousand of these
Principal: alright I'd like to thank Mr heretic for taking his time to speak with us today
Me:
if you kids have anymore questions I'll be here a little while longer. I go to see if the kid was ok, he was doing that embarrassed laugh and smile with his teacher and rubbing his back, but I know he wanted to kill me and I know he'll want revenge years later. But for now I got the juice nikka...
I love that show
, what engineering field are you?