I was over a friend's crib for a get together. It was about 10 of us there who decided to spend the night.
At about 2am, i get thirsty, so i go downstairs to get some simply lemonade
As im in the kitchen, i hear some noises from the basement. I get my white ppl on and investigate. I walk down the steps and the noise is gettin closer. I flip the light on real fast. One of my friends is down there fukkin his cousin
She kicks him off, looks at him and says "WHAT ARE U GONNA DO, WHEN HULKAMANIA, RUNS WILD ON U?!!"
My friend is standin there, lookin at me like Melvin was lookin in Baby Boy after he choked up Jodi. Ya know, breathin heavy & sweatin.
I dont say anything and just walk back upstairs.
Im in the kitchen at the table and here they come up the steps. She runs thru the kitchen fast as hell, looking embarrassed.
My friends sits at the table and he asks me "Who's your favorite wrestler
?" I'm like "
man, brett hart" He said "cool. That's what u walked in on. We was just wrestlin. We couldn't sleep, so we went to the basement so we wouldnt wake anybody."
The next morning, I get up to go get some breakfast. When i come back, they are on the couch watchin old wwf tapes.
I guess they were gonna go all the way with the wrestling excuse, so i never ratted either of them out, even tho both of them are married. shyt shocked me but i wont lie, that shyt arouses the fukk outta me everytime i think about it.
At about 2am, i get thirsty, so i go downstairs to get some simply lemonade
As im in the kitchen, i hear some noises from the basement. I get my white ppl on and investigate. I walk down the steps and the noise is gettin closer. I flip the light on real fast. One of my friends is down there fukkin his cousin
She kicks him off, looks at him and says "WHAT ARE U GONNA DO, WHEN HULKAMANIA, RUNS WILD ON U?!!"
My friend is standin there, lookin at me like Melvin was lookin in Baby Boy after he choked up Jodi. Ya know, breathin heavy & sweatin.
I dont say anything and just walk back upstairs.
Im in the kitchen at the table and here they come up the steps. She runs thru the kitchen fast as hell, looking embarrassed.
My friends sits at the table and he asks me "Who's your favorite wrestler
?" I'm like " man, brett hart" He said "cool. That's what u walked in on. We was just wrestlin. We couldn't sleep, so we went to the basement so we wouldnt wake anybody."The next morning, I get up to go get some breakfast. When i come back, they are on the couch watchin old wwf tapes.
I guess they were gonna go all the way with the wrestling excuse, so i never ratted either of them out, even tho both of them are married. shyt shocked me but i wont lie, that shyt arouses the fukk outta me everytime i think about it.
well damn
