For Lunch: Extra Salty Crackers (I got these white girls SOOOO MAD)

[The Nigerian]

So yeah, I was recently banned from another mic. This wouldn't be news except for the way the people behind the banning are behaving.

It started with a like-bombing attempt from one of the hosts to get my attention:

Now they moved on to using fake profiles to spam my wall with hate. It's a daily thing now:

But yeah, one of the female comedians that's down with that crew, Janelle Murphey, also got in on the action today. She began to cuss me out for telling jokes about white people after I told her that I have absolutely NOTHING to fear from ISIS and that the real threat comes from the KKKops (Which I think she happens to be related to…)

After that post was made Nicole began to ask Janelle if she had her CCW and a pistol yet. I sh!t you not. But Janelle did the smart thing and deleted the post to protect her racist buddies.

I'm wondering if I should post the apology that she wrote after her friend was inspired to write that. Hahahaha.

Either way, I'm giving these racist sh!theads hell out here. It's way too fun.

 

[Heretic]

they mad as fukk!

 

[Brandon M.]

social media brehs

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

CRACKERS WILL MAKE YOU THIRSTY, BROTHER!


IF ONLY THERE WERE A COOL, REFRESHING, HEALTHY BEVERAGE WITH WHICH TO WASH THEM DOWN, DUDE!

 

[Mowgli]

I guess ts only funny when its ambiguous racist jokes about black people.


Jeez ken, be more like c00ns. I can only defend you for so long.

 

[L&HH]

they called u a ******, how u going act?

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I think I'm missing some context here.

 

[TRFG]

So The Nigerian isn't a c00n

 

[The Nigerian]

I guess ts only funny when its ambiguous racist jokes about black people.


Jeez ken, be more like c00ns. I can only defend you for so long.

Bro,

Rape jokes… okay
Pedophilia jokes… okay
Shouting anti-gay slurs… just fine
Racist jokes about Black people… YOU GET AN AWARD!

Jokes about white people… BANNED!

That Levi Kane a$$hole told me to make a bunch of jokes about blackish. I said fvck that and did 5 minutes congratulating white people for fighting so hard to bring Paula Deen back. Dude banned me after that.

I think I'm missing some context here.

I am a comedian that tells jokes about racist white people to crowds of racist white people. They've been going nuts at me ever since they realized that I'm not ever going to c00n for their comfort or approval.

I tell jokes about racists at the expense of racists and they're very upset about it.

 

[MikelArteta]

I didn't even look at what color you are but you are the true definition of a nyggrr lol

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I am a comedian that tells jokes about racist white people to crowds of racist white people. They've been going nuts at me ever since they realized that I'm not ever going to c00n.

I tell jokes about racists at the expense of racists and they're very upset about it.

What kind of jokes did you tell that they found so offensive? It couldn't have just been the Paula Deen bit.

 

[Mowgli]

Bro,

Rape jokes… okay
Pedophilia jokes… okay
Shouting anti-gay slurs… just fine
Racist jokes about Black people… YOU GET AN AWARD!

Jokes about white people… BANNED!

That Levi Kane a$$hole told me to make a bunch of jokes about blackish. I said fvck that and did 5 minutes congratulating white people for fighting so hard to bring Paula Deen back. Dude banned me after that.


I am a comedian that tells jokes about racist white people to crowds of racist white people. They've been going nuts at me ever since they realized that I'm not ever going to c00n.

I tell jokes about racists at the expense of racists and they're very upset about it.

I mean Ken those are just jokes though, i feel like you're being serious

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

what's your set like?

 

[Dwolf]

What were the actual jokes?

 

[Draje]

Making white people mad gets a thumbs up from me.