MeltzerDirtySprite
MC RIde Stan
Was in the Deli looking to get some turkey. Butcher was an older cac dude kinda fat and same height as me. I ask for 2 pounds of turkey, Sliced thin as possible. I watch homie cut two slices, shyt was thicker then construction paper. I told homie "Thinner." He took it down a bit shyt was still too thick. We go back and forth with him adjusting that shyt a tiny amount. shyt was still thicker then construction paper.
So I'm like "Motherfukker cut that shyt as thin as you can stop wasting my time."
Butcher: "Look I ain't trying to jam the machine up and have to clean this shyt out."
Me: "
That's your damn job, Just slice that shyt thin."Butcher: "I ain't trying to have to stay overtime to clean out the machine, Man.
"Me: "nikka I don't give a fukk cut that shyt thin or get someone out here to cut that shyt, I'm going to go to your manager."
Butcher: "I wouldn't advise you to do that."
Me: "Is that a threat?"
Butcher: "If I come from behind this counter it's a promise, Motherfukker now that your meat."
nikka threw the hole pile of turkey at me. I reached across the display and slapped that cac across the face.
Homie came from behind the counter and we started scrapping. I hit this dude about six times before he wraps up on me, This dude grabs me by the dikk and balls through my jeans and slams me on my back.
Started Shoving my fingers in that nikkas eyes and nose and shyt when he tried to mount me, Shoved him off and we stood back up, Hit that nikka did in his nose, He fell back into a gatorade display, Had bottles all over him. Security ran up on me, But i gave em that look like "You can get it too." Long story short I'm banned from Wal-Mart, nikka shoulda just sliced the turkey thinner.
