Guy accidentally shoots himself, tells cops "black man in hoodie" did it (picture)

jadillac

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A security guard at a private university in Minnesota shot himself in the shoulder but told authorities he was shot by a black man. After officers spent the night searching for a suspect that did not exist, the guard admitted the truth.

Never seen a more punchable/kickable face.

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Yeah he need to catch a charge might have gotten a black man who fit the description killed.
 

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I always say when people lie like that they should be charged with whatever the charges would've been for the Black man had the story been true. Agg assault or att murder, plus whatever other charges there are.

And since they know he's lying there's no need for a drawn out trial so they can go straight to sentencing.
 

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Eddie Brock was a real one. He'd blame Spider-Man for everything instead.
 

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It's normal to blame a negro , he just did what came natural

Exactly. He had an outfit for the imaginary perp and everything. Had they pressed, I'm sure he would have claimed that the assailant smelled of weed and fat white women.
 
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