Marco Andretti
GRINDHARD
[Sorta a long read ..but funny as hell]
So this chick I worked with for a minute hit me up yesterday with THAT call..
First of all before the encounter me and her never had any conversation about doing anything. In fact she put me in with a couple of her friends. (Real nikka move) Me and the dude cool but not that cool. We just played AAU together that's it. Besides mutual friends we really not that tight. AND we all work at the same job .. Any way one night we all at a house party (not the boyfriend now ex) and she TEXT me from across the room like hey I wanna smoke you got some weed. So of course I'm like yea Cuz that's what I did.
but see I ain't know she was plotting from the get go . I shoulda never said yes..
so now we outside in the car smoking while everybody in the party. Clouds start to formulate and she start to get all "you always got all the hoes watchu be doing to them" . I'm like shiiid I just be chillin. Typical 2016 nikka answer and she's like nahh nikka im know 
. But it didn't sound to "thotty" So she start to tell me how her and her nikka be arguing Cuz he think that I BEEN tryna fukk his bytch. She's literally like a 5in a half NOT WORTH THE TAKE YO bytch TROUBLES
Like she NOT the baddest girl in the room but not the ugliest either..and I'm not a ugly nikka so I wouldn't go that route if it was my choice . So now I'm thinking like damn ... this whole time I thought me n breh was strate n this whole time he been low key hating on me.
So the first thought go thru my head like man I think she might be tryna hint . And this nikka just been talkin his way to gettin his girl fukked. 
(NEVER TELL YOU bytch WHO U THINK SHE fukkIN.. CUZ SHE WILL fukk HIM).. lol .. after the blunts over she hit me with the oh I can't drive you stay up the street anyway u might as well take me home .. 
I do it . 
So now we pull up to her crib and she just sitting in the car like so you gone come in or nah . I'm looking at her damn bih you really cut throat .. At this time it's about 5 in the morning .. I really didn't wanna do it Cuz well it really want worth it.. she WASNT all that. So I lay in the bed with ALL my clothes and just try to go to sleep thinking like maybe she'll just chalk it up as a L and get over it. BUT about 15 mins in she roll over and grab my dikk like nahh nikka im get this shyt
So I'm like welp! She asked for it .. I go in and give her maybe 30 .(out of 100%) . Didn't want her catching too much feelings. .lol
So the next day I call her like hey come outside I got something for you .. I give her a bag with a plan B box inside and shes like wft is this.. im like hey it was 5 in the morning and I may or may not have slipped up so just in case gone head n take dat.
She's all hysterical like man what did we do.. if I have a baby (her 3rd) idk what to say.. I'm telling her like hey bih... 
idk what u say just take the pill and she tell me she don't wanna go back on her period . When she said that my face was literally 
u cant be serious . So i say it one last time like look you grown u gonna do what u wanna do. But you know why I'm here and if you hit me up 2 3 months down the road calling like im pregnant ima be like ...
Fast forward a month. . She call me while I'm in the class with the kids and she's like hey uhmm are you busy ?? Knowing damn well she know when I work and she hear all them kids in the background .. so I'm kinda like I know this bytch not finna hit me with the okie doke..
she tell me she took 4 tests and all of em positive
. I'm like positive for what !?!?!
She say she gonna go to the hospital and get ah official test. So while she there she call me n like I'm waiting to take the test in I'm here but I don't have to pee.. so I'm like hey .. you can always go to the liquor store and get a drink .. that will defly make you pee
.. she didn't find that too funny.. im at my cousin house at this time and he hear the whole convo .. so he pick up the bleach like you need to just take her out breh 
and his girl like yea you want me to punch her in the stomach . I had to mute the phone Cuz I was in tears .. eventually I ask her like what her Plan C was cuz obviously she ain't take Plan B.. and after 4 tests I figure it'll be the same result .. she like ima keep it.. I don't wanna live with (that) on my conscience .. I'm like man fukkKKK!!! Like u sure u wanna have 3 kids and no baby daddy around Cuz I told yo ass what was up
.. shes all like my momma did it, my grandma did it so I can do it .. like she come from a long line of gettin fukked over
.. so I just sit on the phone in silence thinking in my head like that dumb ass bytch. I told you! 
She eventually just hang up the phone Cuz I had nothing else to say .. she texts me back like 20 mins later like " disregard that last phone call" 
.. I DIDN'T TEXT BACK ..
Does that mean she ain't really pregnant ??
She just mad Cuz I ain't finna be no sucka?
She really finna have another baby before she turn 21 ??
What is this world coming to brehs?
Am I wrong ?
So this chick I worked with for a minute hit me up yesterday with THAT call..
First of all before the encounter me and her never had any conversation about doing anything. In fact she put me in with a couple of her friends. (Real nikka move) Me and the dude cool but not that cool. We just played AAU together that's it. Besides mutual friends we really not that tight. AND we all work at the same job .. Any way one night we all at a house party (not the boyfriend now ex) and she TEXT me from across the room like hey I wanna smoke you got some weed. So of course I'm like yea Cuz that's what I did. but see I ain't know she was plotting from the get go . I shoulda never said yes.. so now we outside in the car smoking while everybody in the party. Clouds start to formulate and she start to get all "you always got all the hoes watchu be doing to them" . I'm like shiiid I just be chillin. Typical 2016 nikka answer and she's like nahh nikka im know . But it didn't sound to "thotty" So she start to tell me how her and her nikka be arguing Cuz he think that I BEEN tryna fukk his bytch. She's literally like a 5in a half NOT WORTH THE TAKE YO bytch TROUBLES Like she NOT the baddest girl in the room but not the ugliest either..and I'm not a ugly nikka so I wouldn't go that route if it was my choice . So now I'm thinking like damn ... this whole time I thought me n breh was strate n this whole time he been low key hating on me. So the first thought go thru my head like man I think she might be tryna hint . And this nikka just been talkin his way to gettin his girl fukked. (NEVER TELL YOU bytch WHO U THINK SHE fukkIN.. CUZ SHE WILL fukk HIM).. lol .. after the blunts over she hit me with the oh I can't drive you stay up the street anyway u might as well take me home .. I do it . So now we pull up to her crib and she just sitting in the car like so you gone come in or nah . I'm looking at her damn bih you really cut throat .. At this time it's about 5 in the morning .. I really didn't wanna do it Cuz well it really want worth it.. she WASNT all that. So I lay in the bed with ALL my clothes and just try to go to sleep thinking like maybe she'll just chalk it up as a L and get over it. BUT about 15 mins in she roll over and grab my dikk like nahh nikka im get this shyt
So I'm like welp! She asked for it .. I go in and give her maybe 30 .(out of 100%) . Didn't want her catching too much feelings. .lolSo the next day I call her like hey come outside I got something for you .. I give her a bag with a plan B box inside and shes like wft is this.. im like hey it was 5 in the morning and I may or may not have slipped up so just in case gone head n take dat.
She's all hysterical like man what did we do.. if I have a baby (her 3rd) idk what to say.. I'm telling her like hey bih... idk what u say just take the pill and she tell me she don't wanna go back on her period . When she said that my face was literally u cant be serious . So i say it one last time like look you grown u gonna do what u wanna do. But you know why I'm here and if you hit me up 2 3 months down the road calling like im pregnant ima be like ...
Fast forward a month. . She call me while I'm in the class with the kids and she's like hey uhmm are you busy ?? Knowing damn well she know when I work and she hear all them kids in the background .. so I'm kinda like I know this bytch not finna hit me with the okie doke..
she tell me she took 4 tests and all of em positive . I'm like positive for what !?!?! She say she gonna go to the hospital and get ah official test. So while she there she call me n like I'm waiting to take the test in I'm here but I don't have to pee.. so I'm like hey .. you can always go to the liquor store and get a drink .. that will defly make you pee .. she didn't find that too funny.. im at my cousin house at this time and he hear the whole convo .. so he pick up the bleach like you need to just take her out breh and his girl like yea you want me to punch her in the stomach . I had to mute the phone Cuz I was in tears .. eventually I ask her like what her Plan C was cuz obviously she ain't take Plan B.. and after 4 tests I figure it'll be the same result .. she like ima keep it.. I don't wanna live with (that) on my conscience .. I'm like man fukkKKK!!! Like u sure u wanna have 3 kids and no baby daddy around Cuz I told yo ass what was up.. shes all like my momma did it, my grandma did it so I can do it .. like she come from a long line of gettin fukked over .. so I just sit on the phone in silence thinking in my head like that dumb ass bytch. I told you! She eventually just hang up the phone Cuz I had nothing else to say .. she texts me back like 20 mins later like " disregard that last phone call" .. I DIDN'T TEXT BACK ..Does that mean she ain't really pregnant ??
She just mad Cuz I ain't finna be no sucka?
She really finna have another baby before she turn 21 ??
What is this world coming to brehs?
Am I wrong ?
you claim to be a player but i fukked ur wife
she brought this on herself
it was 5 in the morning breh 
