Help Me Coli, I'm Drunk Trying To Fall Asleep For Work In The Morning

[Captain Crunch]

:rThis Bacardi got me lit
Can't fall asleep though
I gotta get up at 6 am

 

[morris]

1.
2. Black Screen - see the dust!

Zzzzzzzzzz

 

[nahnah]

 

[(Lean Ambrose)]

Eat something greasy, orange juice or water lay yo ass down...
You'll be sleep in no time...

 

[Captain Crunch]

Out here thinking devilish thoughts, plotting to eat this chick at my job's ass. Lord help me

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

Try this: Lie down in bed with your eyes closed and, no matter what, don't move. Just lie still. Eventually you will fall asleep.


Works for me at least when I'm struggling to rest.

 

[luciddreamer]

Sure you were drinking... doesn't sound like drunk symptoms to me....

 

[Address_Unknown]

Take a bath.
Put on some clean underwear.
Set the fan in ya face at low speed.
Get under a duvet.