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Buckeye Fever

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Back in 2004, I was working at the Honda plant in East Liberty, Ohio. I lived in the Columbus suburb of Reynoldsburg. That's almost an hour drive to East Liberty.

This gay dude at work lived in East Liberty and told a group of us that lived in the Columbus area that we can crash at his crib if we are too tired or the weather is bad.

I took him up on his offer one night. I slept in his guest room. I get settled, then I get up to use the bathroom. As I'm heading there, I pass his room and the door is slightly open. He was shuffling thru a bunch of colorful condoms, sayin' to himself "which one do I want? I waaaannnt.......YES, strawberry flavored"


I got my shyt packed so fast and was outta that bytch. Him thinking he could try me, really had me reevaluating myself.
 

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Door slightly open and you decided to stop, peek in, and listen instead of just going to the bathroom?

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However........

This gay dude at work &

I took him up on his offer one night.......:dahell:.................I drive an hour 15 back and forth and have yet to feel compelled to stay at some strange nikka's house over night.......:dame:

He probably thought you seemed like you was ready when you unnecessarily took his invitation........:usure:
 

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Back in 2004, I was working at the Honda plant in East Liberty, Ohio. I lived in the Columbus suburb of Reynoldsburg. That's almost an hour drive to East Liberty.

This gay dude at work lived in East Liberty and told a group of us that lived in the Columbus area that we can crash at his crib if we are too tired or the weather is bad.

I took him up on his offer one night. I slept in his guest room. I get settled, then I get up to use the bathroom. As I'm heading there, I pass his room and the door is slightly open. He was shuffling thru a bunch of colorful condoms, sayin' to himself "which one do I want? I waaaannnt.......YES, strawberry flavored"


I got my shyt packed so fast and was outta that bytch. Him thinking he could try me, really had me reevaluating myself.

have a sleepover at a gay man's house brehs

:dame:
 

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