Is getting scrubbed by some lil nikkas the first sign of :flabbynsick:? :sadcam:

[onelastdeath]

Now I know for a fact that I'm in pretty good shape. But as you know we work out for the summer so as summer has gone by I been and chillin just doing me

I went jogging with my girl the other day and met up with her home girl and her boyfriend. We went to the park to kick back and talk and hang out.

So we there or whatever and we see these lil nigggas playing 3s and my girl is pretty decent at ball so she wanted to play. so she called next and her homegirls boyfriend wanted to run too so I said fukk it im with it

So the game is over or whatever and we walk on the court. We match up, and we have the obvious height advantage going on

I'm tall and my girl is like 5'9. Shortest dude on their team was about 5'7 so she guarded him.

Now what I didn't know before stepping on the court was that

A) these lil nigggas was real (all ages 16-19 ish)
B) I ain't played basketball in so long that I had no touch and I was
C) the pain of getting scrubbed while your girl watches is nothing compared to getting scrubbed while your girl is playing

So, the game starts and first possession went to them cause they won the previous game. I guard my guy at the top of the key, and I'm in my defensive position and this nikka just

And Scores with his left. Remind you I'm like cause he was so fast but I figured it's just one point. No big deal

Second possession, I'm in the post with this nikka and I got a clear 3-4 inch height advantage on him. He calls for the ball in the post, once again I'm in my defensive stance about to lock him up now

And son just

and eats me alive in the post

And I'm like " oh shyt good move lil
nikka" like I'm letting him slide cause he young but on the inside I'm like ": damn: feed the ball to somebody else, goddamn! "

Third possession of the game, he's at the the top of the 3 point line and I'm like I can sag off a bit and at worst he'll shoot the 3 and it'll brick

So I got my hands up in his grill and son just pulls that shyt from 2 feet behind the 3 Point line and it's straight CASH

I look over to the sideline to girls HomeGirl and she like

So now we down 4-0

so after this lil nikka has been Beating my ass, the unthinkable happened. I felt a hand on my shoulder.

And it's my girl and she says "Just Switch, I got him "

Brehs, the pain that I felt hearing those words

I'm a man with pride you don't do shyt like that

That shyt is type demoralizing in a regular pickup game, but here I am with my shorty and she tells me to switch off of a man because I can't guard him

And I switch and she's actually keeping up with him and doing a good job.

So the game is going better now, I'm getting some buckets myself but still not guarding that kid, and it's 14-14, straight 15, next point wins.

So I got the ball now, and I'ma try to redeem myself and end it. I'm at the elbow and out of nowhere this lil nikka comes and takes the roc

Now I'm at the top of 3 with this lil nikka again

My girl is saying "switch babe switch !" And I'm thinking to myself, hell naw . I'm getting this stop

So now I'm bringing out that super aggressive Defense, I'm all over this lil nikka, mirroring him. Doing my absolute best.

So he's looking at me and mouthing the words "this game over right here" and hits me with that

I didn't fall, but my legs buckled and he deadass hit that shyt.

When everybody gave daps after the game was over I could feel the ether on his palms I wanted to punch that lil nikka in his grill

We walking home and I'm tryna pretend that it's just a game or whatever but it wasn't

I felt like a bytch

My girl ain't brought it up yet but the next time we get into argument I know she gone say something

 

[Worthless Loser]

That's his girl now breh.

 

[onelastdeath]

That's his girl now breh.

Lil nikka said he was 17 too.

 

[Stir Fry]

That's the community bucket now

 

[The Wolf Among You]

You share that girl, breh.......

 

[onelastdeath]

You share that bucket

You share that girl, breh.......

I'm here tryna vent and heal with the brehs and y'all cracking jokes

 

[TOAD99]

fukking dead

Lil breh styling like

 

[FukYaFeelings]

This is the funniest shyt I've read on here in a while OP.

I woulda faked an injury before I look stupid like that.



That ain't ya girl OP. Your her girl

 

[Neil Tyson]

Took down his digits when you wasn't looking.

 

[VladTheImpaler]

Now I know for a fact that I'm in pretty good shape. But as you know we work out for the summer so as summer has gone by I been and chillin just doing me

I went jogging with my girl the other day and met up with her home girl and her boyfriend. We went to the park to kick back and talk and hang out.

So we there or whatever and we see these lil nigggas playing 3s and my girl is pretty decent at ball so she wanted to play. so she called next and her homegirls boyfriend wanted to run too so I said fukk it im with it
you share that girl breh

So the game is over or whatever and we walk on the court. We match up, and we have the obvious height advantage going on

I'm tall and my girl is like 5'9. Shortest dude on their team was about 5'7 so she guarded him.

Now what I didn't know before stepping on the court was that

A) these lil nigggas was real (all ages 16-19 ish)
B) I ain't played basketball in so long that I had no touch and I was
C) the pain of getting scrubbed while your girl watches is nothing compared to getting scrubbed while your girl is playing

So, the game starts and first possession went to them cause they won the previous game. I guard my guy at the top of the key, and I'm in my defensive position and this nikka just

And Scores with his left. Remind you I'm like cause he was so fast but I figured it's just one point. No big deal

Second possession, I'm in the post with this nikka and I got a clear 3-4 inch height advantage on him. He calls for the ball in the post, once again I'm in my defensive stance about to lock him up now

And son just

and eats me alive in the post

And I'm like " oh shyt good move lil
nikka" like I'm letting him slide cause he young but on the inside I'm like ": damn: feed the ball to somebody else, goddamn! "

Third possession of the game, he's at the the top of the 3 point line and I'm like I can sag off a bit and at worst he'll shoot the 3 and it'll brick

So I got my hands up in his grill and son just pulls that shyt from 2 feet behind the 3 Point line and it's straight CASH

I look over to the sideline to girls HomeGirl and she like

So now we down 4-0

so after this lil nikka has been Beating my ass, the unthinkable happened. I felt a hand on my shoulder.

And it's my girl and she says "Just Switch, I got him "

Brehs, the pain that I felt hearing those words

I'm a man with pride you don't do shyt like that

That shyt is type demoralizing in a regular pickup game, but here I am with my shorty and she tells me to switch off of a man because I can't guard him

And I switch and she's actually keeping up with him and doing a good job.

So the game is going better now, I'm getting some buckets myself but still not guarding that kid, and it's 14-14, straight 15, next point wins.

So I got the ball now, and I'ma try to redeem myself and end it. I'm at the elbow and out of nowhere this lil nikka comes and takes the roc

Now I'm at the top of 3 with this lil nikka again

My girl is saying "switch babe switch !" And I'm thinking to myself, hell naw . I'm getting this stop

So now I'm bringing out that super aggressive Defense, I'm all over this lil nikka, mirroring him. Doing my absolute best.

So he's looking at me and mouthing the words "this game over right here" and hits me with that

I didn't fall, but my legs buckled and he deadass hit that shyt.

When everybody gave daps after the game was over I could feel the ether on his palms I wanted to punch that lil nikka in his grill

We walking home and I'm tryna pretend that it's just a game or whatever but it wasn't

I felt like a bytch

My girl ain't brought it up yet but the next time we get into argument I know she gone say something

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[IShotTheSheriff]

Breh, these lil dudes coming up now have the luxury of the internet. Watching footage all the damn time from whatever era

I be playing with some 17 year olds myself (I'm in my mid 20's), I be putting in work on them, but once I get home my feet be looking like

while these dudes can still run for days...

 

[Drip Bayless]

I bet nikkas was talking a whole lotta shyt on the sidelines too
Real talk playing pick up ball with black people is one of the GOAT experiences amongst men in our community. The atmosphere is straight jokes most of the time. I remember one time I was hooping and my boy was wearing his glasses when someone took the ball from him and ran it back.
Whole sideline was on his ass
nikkas saying "Yo does this nikka even hoop?"
"Aye somebody tell Lupe Fiasco to get the fukk off the court"

 

[Dank Hill]

It has started. The next time you go get a line up the barber is gonna put that black shyt on your line without asking you.

 

[The Fire]

share that girl brehs