Males Eating Around You Unappreciation Thread

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I hate when dudes eat around me.
Mufukkas be smacking and scraping they damn plate.
Moving all aggressive and shyt.
bytch ITS PASTA!!! Sitting there eating like a thugged out gorilla.

Holding they spoon like a microphone and shyt!

*yes im worried about how other people * Making all that noise and shyt like they aint ate in forever

 

[Fckumeen]

 

[Killer Instinct]

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Get out that nikka plate slim, shoulda brought a snack if you wanted to eat.

 

[GunRanger]

I hate eating near people. It's disgusting. It's a gross thing to observe

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Get out that nikka plate slim, shoulda brought a snack if you wanted to eat.

I aint in nobody plate.
I hate when they making all that noise while eatinv around me.
I eat silent

 

[DrX]

dude i work with eat like savage, like he just got out a pow camp

 

[The 2020 New Member]

So you and your husband don't go on dinner dates?

 

[Ego Noir]

I hate when dudes eat around me.
Mufukkas be smacking and scraping they damn plate.
Moving all aggressive and shyt.
bytch ITS PASTA!!! Sitting there eating like a thugged out gorilla.

Holding they spoon like a microphone and shyt!

*yes im worried about how other people * Making all that noise and shyt like they aint ate in forever

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

I hate eating around people in general.....be feeling self-conscious as fukk

Say I'm eating a meal of rice, chicken and veggies......I'm using a fork.......I got this big-ass piece of greasy chicken in front of me and I'm fronting, trying to eat it properly piece-by-piece with the damn fork, without leaving a trace of grease on my face.....and knowing damn well that if I was alone I'd just pick that hoe up with one hand and wolf it down in 2 bites, leaving grease all around my lips

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I hate eating around people in general.....be feeling self-conscious as fukk

Say I'm eating a meal of rice, chicken and veggies......I'm using a fork.......I got this big-ass piece of greasy chicken in front of me and I'm fronting, trying to eat it properly piece-by-piece with the damn fork, without leaving a trace of grease on my face.....and knowing damn well that if I was alone I'd just pick that hoe up with one hand and wolf it down in 2 bites, leaving grease all around my lips

You prolly leave that little bit of rice on the plate when you throwing it away cuz you dont wanna lick the plate in front of people.

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

You prolly leave that little bit of rice on the plate when you throwing it away cuz you dont wanna lick the plate in front of people.

Damn, nikka......you called my ass out on that, too

I be tryna pick it up with the fork....but it keep spillin' off

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Damn, nikka......you called my ass out on that, too

I be tryna pick it up with the fork....but it keep spillin' off

Sliding yo rice all across the plate then using ya thumb to help.

 

[GollyImGully]

im starting to hate eating around my coworker

everytime he eat this motherfukka start sounding like homer simpson and shyt

him - hmmmmm mmmmmm oh this good hmmmm mmmmmmhmmmm ohhhhhhh

me - :mjwhat:

 

[Takerstani]

You gon eat your cornbread?