Michigan Tea Party member busted on child pornography charges

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  1. Scientific Playa

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    Michigan Tea Party member busted on child pornography charges

    Brian Schwanke was caught in possession of 34 child porn videos and two pictures. The deeply religious man was a sinner, his family said. He ranted against President Obama’s lack of self-control during Nelson Mandela’s funeral, but couldn’t resist the sting that caught him


    By Irving Dejohn / NEW YORK DAILY NEW

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    Brian Schwanke is accused of using the email account 'hornypastor@outlook.com' to send and receive hundreds of provocative images of underage children. The 46-year-old Michigan member of the group Tea Party Patriots was named Tuesday in a criminal complaint

    A religious nut in Michigan further proved that people in glass houses should not throw stones.

    Self-described Tea Party member and Quaker Brian Schwanke — who slammed President Obama’s lack of of self-control during Nelson Mandela’s funeral on his Facebook — couldn’t resist an undercover agent’s child pornography advances, according to reports and family members.

    The Michigan man — using the email address “hornypastor@outlook.com" — began trading images and videos with an investigator who claimed to share a love of underaged girls. After a month-long sting, investigations found a collection of 34 videos and two pictures on Schwanke’s computer in August, according to the federal complaint obtained by The Smoking Gun.

    “I know they took his computer away, which was a good idea,” his estranged mother Doris Schwanke, 79, told the Daily News. “I don't know beyond that.”

    On his Facebook, the EMT and security guard, railed against President Obama’s selfie incident with Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt.


    “What a classy president we have. His wife has to sit between him to make ‘lil Barry "behave,” wrote Schwanke, according to his Facebook page, as reported by The Smoking Gun.

    RELATED: CONVICTED PEDOPHILE COMES FORWARD AT PUBLIC MEETING

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    Brian Schwanke via Linkedin
    Schwanke is a father-of-four who is divorced. In his dating profiles, he talks at length about his deep religious beliefs and how he wants to take someone on a second date to church.

    During the email exchanges, Schwanke claimed to have slept with girls as young as 10.

    His multiple dating profiles, ironically, preached openness and honesty in the beginning of any relationship.

    “I don't have skeletons, just have mileage. lol,” he wrote on his profile on PlentyofFish.com

    Schwanke is a father of four and went through a bitter divorce, his mother said.

    His profile on ChristianDatingForFree.com, Schwanke said that he places his relationship with God above his kids and described his body type as “A Few Extra Pounds.”

    “I have hobbies that are not popular to some people,” he wrote, not realizing the meaning that would later take on. “I hunt and I eat what I kill. I teach American History through reenacting.”

    His mother, however, shot down any claims that he was a man of God.

    “I was shocked. I just could not understand how I could not have known that,” the mother said. “I thought I taught him better.”
     
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    horny pastor
     
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    Not surprised.
     
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    cognitive dissonance
     
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    i dont believe this, that dude defnitely doesnt look like hed have CP on his computer :childplease:
     
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    he should have become a priest...that way he could :cook:.

    nasty pedo...:scusthov:
     
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    here's the thing the article implies that this guy is some sort of leader of a tea party group with some sort of clout...he's clearly some sort of world of warcaft comic book collecting loser dude who still lives with his mom who seems to have gone beyond the murky creepiness of JBO's Disney thread. Dude probably was just on a facebook group and this is some sort of relevant story?...pedo's go to jail every day

    any sociopath or nutcase can claim to follow any sort of political group, how is that even relevant to the story other than to promote an anti-tea party story

    are people going to start to report every criminal's voting record and political beliefs now?

    Humans are just fukking weird lets be real a lot of nutcases are followers and find refuge in groups with really strong beliefs whether its ultraconservatives or weather underground or that anti-wall street group of people a while back protesting in the streets
     
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    "Hornypastor"?

    :dead:

    It reminds me of To Catch A Predator when the guys that they bust have these obvious sexual screen names.
     
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    His round pasty faced ass look just like one
     
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    Man the internet make you an easy target for the feds.
     
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    yeah but can you at least admit that 99% of tea party members are complete racists?

    you can at least admit they are all morons right?
     

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