Mike Tyson vs. Hulk Hogan

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

WELL LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN BROTHER! I MIGHT fukk YOUR WIFE, BUT AT LEAST I WON'T RAPE HER, BROTHER!

AND THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, MEAN GENE, HOLLYWOOD ALREADY FACED IRON MIKE! HE'S A CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE, BUT WE HAD TO SEE WHO WAS THE BETTER MAN! SO IN 1978 WERE WERE BOTH IN PRIDE MMA IN JAPAN, DUUUUDE! WE SOLD OUT THE TOKYO DOME IN 3.4 SECONDS, BROTHER! THAT WAS BECAUSE THIS WAS THE FIRST EVENT WHERE TICKETS WERE SOLD ONLINE, DUDE! IT WOULD BE IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS BUT THE HULK WAS BANNED FROM THAT ORGANIZATION FOR BREAKING TOO MANY RECORDS, BROTHER!

SO IN FRONT OF 4 AND A HALF MILLION SCREAMING JAPANESE HURKAMANIACS, I USED MY 24 INCH PYTHONS TO BEAT TYSON INTO SUBMISSION, BROTHER! I HIT HIM SO HARD HIS TATTOOS FELL OFF, DUDE! HE FELL TO HIS KNEES CRYING AND shyt HIMSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! THEN I TORE EVERY LIGAMENT IN MY BACK GIVING HIM A BODYSLAM OFF THE TOP ROPE, DROPPED THE LEG ON HIM, AND THAT WAS THE ONE TWO THREE, BROTHER!

I LATER LEGALLY ADOPTED HIM WHEN HE WAS HAVING FINANCIAL TROUBLES! MIKE TYSON IS LEGALLY MY SON, BROTHER! IN FACT, HE CRASHED THAT FERRARI AND MADE NICK TAKE THE HEAT FOR IT, DUUUDE!

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Hogan in 6 rounds.

Mike would knock him down once, but on the second knockdown, Hulk would lay down til the last possible second, then Hulk Up, Tyson would hit him 3 times with all he has and Hulk will shake it off. Then point at Tyson....after that it's just a formality.

Then Steve GOAT Austin will come out Stunner Hogan 5 Times and Down 10 Steveweisers

 

[Majestic Pape]

Read Hulk Hogan's autobiography...

He openly talks about how he was scared to death at the thought of fighting somebody in a real fight... and I'm expected to believe he was gonna stomp out Mike Tyson?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Read Hulk Hogan's autobiography...

He openly talks about how he was scared to death at the thought of fighting somebody in a real fight... and I'm expected to believe he was gonna stomp out Mike Tyson?

Part of a young IHY died that day after reading that