My friend admitted to having a 5 inch penis

[Eczema]

me and a bunch of friends were having a session, so of course the topic of women come up. My one friend starts talking about how he hates how he's never been able to fully go ham on a broads box without them telling him to stop or slow down. And how it be the bytches built to take dikk that really can't take it. Then my other mans, let's call him Dee just blurts out "I think I have a small dikk". So I'm like nikka how do you think, you either have a small one or you don't. He goes on to explain the reasons why he thinks it's small. He first tells us no girl has ever told him to slow down or be gentle, and that girls always tell him his dikk is good for anal lol. This nikka is 20 years old and got his girl stolen from him by a 16 year old. So at this moment we are all perplexed and ask him to compare his shyt to an object( no homo?). This nikka goes into the bathroom and comes out and says a tad bit longer than his iPhone 5s lmao. We all start laughing at him. Then he says his shyt goes straight through the toilet paper roll. Not only does he have a short joint but a noodle dikk as well. Cuz has on the face and we still laughing at him. The craziest part is this nikka Gets a lot of women but they never stick around. I'm thinking this is the reason. I can't even look at this nikka the same no more smh.

 

[Couth]

You gay.
5 inches is average.

I'm 3 inches and i could make your broad squirt.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

This 2014/2015 class of posters

 

[Smoke]

I been there

But the way I figure it...If 5 inches is average that means it's just as many nikkas under 5 inches as over. So eventually I'll come across a girl who'll have been with one of those under 5 inches statistics and my shyt will be fine for her.

 

[Mowgli]

Y'all are to comfortable with each other. Respect hindering on your friends dikk size. Yikes it's time for a break

 

[Sad Bunny]

Sit around a fireplace and talk about dikks with your male friends, brehs

 

[Eczema]

You gay.
5 inches is average.

I'm 3 inches and i could make your broad squirt.

Lol hahaha

 

[Couth]

op is dude with 5 inch penis. Fishing for acceptance.

 

[Eczema]

Y'all are to comfortable with each other. Respect hindering on your friends dikk size. Yikes it's time for a break

Don't give a fukk broadie I've known these cats since I was in pre school. i know I ain't gay.

 

[Eczema]

Sit around a fireplace and talk about dikks with your male friends, brehs

Don't give a dam. That's like saying talking about watching porn with your nikkas is gay. In the end it all comes back to bytches fukk nikka

 

[Eczema]

op is dude with 5 inch penis. Fishing for acceptance.

How you using a laughing smiley about 5 inches when you just admitted to having a 3 incher. fukking goofy.

 

[Sad Bunny]

Don't give a dam. That's like saying talking about watching porn with your nikkas is gay. In the end it all comes back to bytches fukk nikka

1. Either you gay

2. Either you actually got the 5 inches

3. You and ya homies are bisexual

4. nikka you gay

 

[Eczema]

1. Either you gay

2. Either you actually got the 5 inches

3. You and ya homies are bisexual

4. nikka you gay

I'm all 4. Nothing wrong with wanting to know if your a better man than the next.

 

[Couth]

How you using a laughing smiley about 5 inches when you just admitted to having a 3 incher. fukking goofy.

fukking goofy? someones been watching rap vids on youtube.

And i'm laughing at the fact that your fishing for acceptance. I could care less about your dikk size. Rearrange your girls shyt with my 2 incher.

 

[Sad Bunny]

I'm all 4. Nothing wrong with wanting to know if your a better man than the next.

That's some insecure ass shyt.

Who cares about the next man?