My Homie Fractured His Penis Tonight

[Dwight Howard]

PSA

be careful fellas. quite frankly, didnt know it was possible, but he went out tonight, and he ended up bringing this chick back to my place cause I live close to where he was and he was faded as fukk. they get here and they end up fukkin on my couch. Im passed out in my bedroom, next thing I hear is this dude hollering, I run into to see whats up and he's like "yo my dikk is snapped, this bytch snapped my shyt!", and I see blood on the couch. He in obvious pain, so I do quick google to see whats up and find out you can actually fracture your dikk, so I tell him we should go to the hospital. The chick is crying, apologizing and he cursing her out and shyt. I order her an uber, and drive this nikka to the ER. dude legit fractured his penis. they gave him some injection and said if it dont get better he might have to get surgery on it. he said his shyt was purple. So just FYI, be careful fellas, if a chick cant ride it can have bad consequence. doc said this happens more than you would think. Usually if you hear a pop its just a ligament, but if there is too much force it can actually snap in half and have lingering effect

 

[The M.I.C.]

Someone make a clever joke about this, it's still too early for me to get the brain going.

 

[Mike Nasty]

If broke the skin enough to bleed, he'd be at risk of bleeding out
Cool story though.

 

[Dwight Howard]

If broke the skin enough to bleed, he'd be at risk of bleeding out
Cool story though.

it doesnt come out the skin breh, its come from the tip apparently

 

[Mike Nasty]

it doesnt come out the skin breh, its come from the tip apparently

 

[Remote]

I don't think people know what fracture means.

 

[ADK]

I've popped my shyt about 6 times

Sounds just like cracking a knuckle, didn't hurt but it was just scary

 

[Green negs and spam]

He fractured his dikk bone. shyt was probably sticking out the side and shyt.

 

[CoochieMane]

PSA

be careful fellas. quite frankly, didnt know it was possible, but he went out tonight, and he ended up bringing this chick back to my place cause I live close to where he was and he was faded as fukk. they get here and they end up fukkin on my couch. Im passed out in my bedroom, next thing I hear is this dude hollering, I run into to see whats up and he's like "yo my dikk is snapped, this bytch snapped my shyt!", and I see blood on the couch. He in obvious pain, so I do quick google to see whats up and find out you can actually fracture your dikk, so I tell him we should go to the hospital. The chick is crying, apologizing and he cursing her out and shyt. I order her an uber, and drive this nikka to the ER. dude legit fractured his penis. they gave him some injection and said if it dont get better he might have to get surgery on it. he said his shyt was purple. So just FYI, be careful fellas, if a chick cant ride it can have bad consequence. doc said this happens more than you would think. Usually if you hear a pop its just a ligament, but if there is too much force it can actually snap in half and have lingering effect

I don't think people know what fracture means.

that might only be you breh

What REALLY Happens When You Fracture Your Penis

 

[Colonel Sanders]

Let people fukk on your couch at your house breh

 

[TRUEST]

the hospital nurses probably thinking yall are gay and his d1ck broke cause both of yall were being naughty.

 

[General Mills]

the hospital nurses probably thinking yall are gay and his d1ck broke cause both of yall were being naughty.

Naughty?

Thats the term you choose for fakkitry?

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Naughty?

Thats the term you choose for fakkitry?

 

[Lootpack]

Should've let her buy her own uber

 

[J.E.T.S]

I've popped my shyt about 6 times

Sounds just like cracking a knuckle, didn't hurt but it was just scary

I've done this several times trying to stretch a bytch walls at an angle while in missionary. It's like a pop around the base of it.