SENSATION: Real Reasons Why Console Peasants Get Mad At PC

Status
Not open for further replies.

jalamanta

GOAT
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
6,036
Reputation
-3,656
Daps
8,183
Everything must be addressed. :whew:

1. Number one. The top. Console peasants don't have money. Behind all the talk and paragraphs hides this sad truth - peasants are peasants. They glad they can spend only $400 once in 8 years and play "modern" games, even if these games look like it is 2004 outside. fakkits prolly spend $400 using credit card too, paying it off in two years. :scusthov:

2. "Bbb b but console games are more expensive. How we can be peasants???" Again, real truth here is that 95% of peasants buy 1-2 games per year and play them to death. This is appalling, peasants.

3. Console peasants are followers, prone to peer pressure. They are that fakkits that do something just because "uhh, that's because how you do it, can it be any other way?". Console peasants don't understand that if dusty nikkas play fukking Xbox in their zip code, it might be not the same in the rest of the world. Again, most of console peasants never been outside of their zip code and never read a book.

4. Console peasants think they are more social. An average console peasant thinks that he is social just because he played an NBA game with his ashy friend in a dusty apartment. However, such peasant never questions his inability to spend more than $400 and forgets that money can be earned only through social interaction. :whew:

5. Console peasant is the epitome of Average Joe. Lack of brains, inability to put two parts together, passive outlook on life. Horrible.

You console peasants made gaming for everybody more shytty. After all, you invented regeneration of health in FPS. :scusthov: All you can do is watch scripted movies and press X button once in two minutes. That's how you "game", fakkits.

All in all, you broke and stupid as fukk. :camby:
 

Rekkapryde

GT, LWO, 49ERS, BRAVES, HAWKS, N4O...yeah UMAD!
Supporter
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
156,714
Reputation
30,818
Daps
530,542
Reppin
TYRONE GA!
Everything must be addressed. :whew:

1. Number one. The top. Console peasants don't have money. Behind all the talk and paragraphs hides this sad truth - peasants are peasants. They glad they can spend only $400 once in 8 years and play "modern" games, even if these games look like it is 2004 outside. fakkits prolly spend $400 using credit card too, paying it off in two years. :scusthov:

2. "Bbb b but console games are more expensive. How we can be peasants???" Again, real truth here is that 95% of peasants buy 1-2 games per year and play them to death. This is appalling, peasants.

3. Console peasants are followers, prone to peer pressure. They are that fakkits that do something just because "uhh, that's because how you do it, can it be any other way?". Console peasants don't understand that if dusty nikkas play fukking Xbox in their zip code, it might be not the same in the rest of the world. Again, most of console peasants never been outside of their zip code and never read a book.

4. Console peasants think they are more social. An average console peasant thinks that he is social just because he played an NBA game with his ashy friend in a dusty apartment. However, such peasant never questions his inability to spend more than $400 and forgets that money can be earned only through social interaction. :whew:

5. Console peasant is the epitome of Average Joe. Lack of brains, inability to put two parts together, passive outlook on life. Horrible.

You console peasants made gaming for everybody more shytty. After all, you invented regeneration of health in FPS. :scusthov: All you can do is watch scripted movies and press X button once in two minutes. That's how you "game", fakkits.

All in all, you broke and stupid as fukk. :camby:


59e4c70e.gif
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top