Sex is Boring AF

[The Nigerian]

Anyone get EXTREMELY bored during sex?

Like, after the initial "OMG I'm IN" feeling wears off I just get really bored and distracted. Like, I have a million other thoughts swirling through my head as I'm giving the stroke.

Last time I had sex I just kept my Bluetooth headset on and listened to Star Live and Direct while giving the obligatory pelvic thrusts. Ugh. Such a chore. Ended up getting Charlie horse in my quad and my bed sheets were covered in baby oil. Not cool.

These days I just like getting some good dome from an egar participant. Head is great because you don't have to focus at all.

I came to this conclusion one Sunday afternoon while getting domed up in my car. I was driving down the interstate, talking sh!t to idiots on my friend's list, roasting a swisher, and listening to Maria Hinojosa documenting all the wins Latinos had that week all while getting properly serviced by some random I met on Tinder. Good times.

After everything was said and done we had a great time listening to Maria Hinojosa wrap up the broadcast with a discussion about her multiple abortion experiences. Then I dropped her home and went back to regular life. Unlike sex which is all messy and can leave you in bed all damn day.

 

[Desirous]

Nope.

 

[Broad Street Bully]

 

[Vado]

whats the word with molly watr?

 

[sanityovar8ted]

u aint doing it right and here take this neg for the same reason.

 

[Auger]

What kind if responses do you honestly expect?

On this forum of all places, this place isn't all that conducive to varied discussions

 

[marcuz]

someone post that pic of nigerian putting a sticker on a cacs abs

 

[Batman]

Sometimes I get tired and I'm like I'm done.

Don't even bother busting a nut, shyt aw well.

 

[Kitsune]

I wanna fukk you hard on the sink

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

Imma have to one star this sorry my 9ja

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

New Puss/ Good Puss

 

[ChatGPT-5]

You're banging women you're not attracted too, that's why.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Like when you eat chocolate and hate it the whole time.... I think that means you don't like chocolate. Think about it. The one act that men trade money, family, and health for - you find boring. Might mean you don't like puzzy.

I will give you one pass. If you are wearing a rubber then I totally understand. But most niqqas like that just don't wear rubbers - in my case I keep an actual girlfriend instead of random hook ups.

 

[Deadpool1986]

Not sure if your trolling or not!!!

 

[Dwolf]

Anyone get EXTREMELY bored during sex?

Like, after the initial "OMG I'm IN" feeling wears off I just get really bored and distracted. Like, I have a million other thoughts swirling through my head as I'm giving the stroke.

Last time I had sex I just kept my Bluetooth headset on and listened to Star Live and Direct while giving the obligatory pelvic thrusts. Ugh. Such a chore. Ended up getting Charlie horse in my quad and my bed sheets were covered in baby oil. Not cool.

These days I just like getting some good dome from an egar participant. Head is great because you don't have to focus at all.

I came to this conclusion one Sunday afternoon while getting domed up in my car. I was driving down the interstate, talking sh!t to idiots on my friend's list, roasting a swisher, and listening to Maria Hinojosa documenting all the wins Latinos had that week all while getting properly serviced by some random I met on Tinder. Good times.

After everything was said and done we had a great time listening to Maria Hinojosa wrap up the broadcast with a discussion about her multiple abortion experiences. Then I dropped her home and went back to regular life. Unlike sex which is all messy and can leave you in bed all damn day.

You may be gay breh