Spaghetti, baked chicken or fish: "Can you learn to cook any Gotdamn thing else!!!"

[Stuntone]

Her: I'm making baked Tilapia tonight, you better come over

Me:

I swear every girl I date, this is all they know how to cook. Especially in the DC area. I keep my cooking skills on the low so I don't have to cook all the time. Knowing I'll embarrass they azz.

Im tired of being the best cook in a relationship.Fukk your spaghettis with Weiners and shyt in em. I want damn some peach cobbler! Some pot roast and sweet potatoes. Where the muthafukkin Oxtails and Jerk Chicken?!



Y'all women better get online and watch YouTube and Rachel Ray .


Talking about you want to be married by the end of next year. Not cooking that same shyt.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Her: I'm making baked Tilapia tonight, you better come over

Me:

I swear every girl I date, this is all they know how to cook. Especially in the DC area. I keep my cooking skills on the low so I don't have to cook all the time. Knowing I'll embarrass they azz.

Im tired of being the best cook in a relationship.Fukk your spaghettis with Weiners and shyt in em. I want damn some peach cobbler! Some pot roast and sweet potatoes. Where the muthafukkin Oxtails and Jerk Chicken?!



Y'all women better get online and watch YouTube and Rachel Ray .


Talking about you want to be married by the end of next year. Not cooking that same shyt.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

So teach her nikka

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

So teach her nikka

nikkas kill me not being the change they want to see.

 

[Stuntone]

I just hate to hear a woman say Tilapia like its something exotic.

 

[Stuntone]

nikkas kill me not being the change they want to see.

You better go look at that cooking thread. I'll post some pics when I get home.

 

[MoonGoddess]

 

[Elle Driver]

Lmao

 

[KravenMorehead™]

"I got this model chick that don't cook or clean
But she dress her ass off and her walk is mean
Only thing wrong with ma she's always on the scene
God damn she's fine but she parties all the time"

 

[M'gann]

I just hate to hear a woman say Tilapia like its something exotic.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

You better go look at that cooking thread. I'll post some pics when I get home.

WTF, if you can cook and you like the girl. How bout you know, uhhh, teaching her how to fukking cook

 

[Citi Trends]

no cooking skills is automatic jumpoff status

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

Pork tenderloin with gravy and mash potatoes and a veggie or a beef stew. Its easy and taste good.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

Get a mail order bride
Asian Babes that can cook>>>>>

- blackierobinson

 

[Neil Tyson]

bytches that can't cook Is you bytches serious, you got Food Network, Youtube.