Saw this story a day or two ago but didn't have time to post.
Ninjas are buckwild .....
I think 'nann nikka-trick daddy' is from that hood
Armed robber penis-slaps woman in the face after she refused to hand over cash
The 31-year-old woman suspects the thieves saw her take money from a bank the previous day and followed her home. Her father-in-law woke up to hear the crooks trying to get in through the home's backdoor. They did and went into her room and, after failing to get money from her, one of the men slapped her with his private parts. The pair stole two TVs and are currently on the loose.
By Lee Moran / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Thursday, January 30, 2014, 9:34 AM
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The robbery took place in Miami. The woman who was slapped suspected the men saw her take out money from a bank the previous day.
An armed robber repeatedly penis-slapped a woman in the face after she refused to hand over cash, police said.
Two masked men allegedly knocked on the backdoor of the 31-year-old victim's Miami home at 3 a.m. Tuesday as she was sleeping.
When he said he had none, they kicked down the door to the 31-year-old woman's bedroom, pointed a gun at her head and screamed abuse.
"B----, where is the money?" one of the men shouted.
He then removed his manhood from his pants and used it to hit her in the face.
When she again stated she didn't have any money, the duo stole two TVs valued at $600 before fleeing.
Cops are now hunting the pair, reports the Miami New Times.
The Miami Herald reports that the woman thinks the gunmen saw her take money from a bank the previous evening and had followed her home.
Woman attacked by home invader's private parts
A Miami man living in the 4100 block of Northwest 18th Avenue made a big mistake when he responded to knocking on the rear door of his home at 3:10 Tuesday morning.
When he opened the door, police said, the man was confronted by two males pointing firearms at him, and demanding money. They didn't get any. The two men then moved on to his daughter-in-law's bedroom, and woke her up.
While pointing a gun at the 33-year-old woman, the men again demanded money. When one of the men didn't get what he wanted, police said, he resorted to another method of assault: Puling out his penis, and "hitting the victim in her face," with it, the police report states.
The suspects didn't get any loot, but made off with two television sets valued at $600.
-- CHARLES RABIN
Hoe you don't know nann nikka uh-uh
That'll run off in yo house
Put the gun off in yo mouth
Ninjas are buckwild .....
I think 'nann nikka-trick daddy' is from that hood
Armed robber penis-slaps woman in the face after she refused to hand over cash
The 31-year-old woman suspects the thieves saw her take money from a bank the previous day and followed her home. Her father-in-law woke up to hear the crooks trying to get in through the home's backdoor. They did and went into her room and, after failing to get money from her, one of the men slapped her with his private parts. The pair stole two TVs and are currently on the loose.
By Lee Moran / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Thursday, January 30, 2014, 9:34 AM
Google Maps
The robbery took place in Miami. The woman who was slapped suspected the men saw her take out money from a bank the previous day.
An armed robber repeatedly penis-slapped a woman in the face after she refused to hand over cash, police said.
Two masked men allegedly knocked on the backdoor of the 31-year-old victim's Miami home at 3 a.m. Tuesday as she was sleeping.
When he said he had none, they kicked down the door to the 31-year-old woman's bedroom, pointed a gun at her head and screamed abuse.
"B----, where is the money?" one of the men shouted.
He then removed his manhood from his pants and used it to hit her in the face.
When she again stated she didn't have any money, the duo stole two TVs valued at $600 before fleeing.
Cops are now hunting the pair, reports the Miami New Times.
The Miami Herald reports that the woman thinks the gunmen saw her take money from a bank the previous evening and had followed her home.
Woman attacked by home invader's private parts
A Miami man living in the 4100 block of Northwest 18th Avenue made a big mistake when he responded to knocking on the rear door of his home at 3:10 Tuesday morning.
When he opened the door, police said, the man was confronted by two males pointing firearms at him, and demanding money. They didn't get any. The two men then moved on to his daughter-in-law's bedroom, and woke her up.
While pointing a gun at the 33-year-old woman, the men again demanded money. When one of the men didn't get what he wanted, police said, he resorted to another method of assault: Puling out his penis, and "hitting the victim in her face," with it, the police report states.
The suspects didn't get any loot, but made off with two television sets valued at $600.
-- CHARLES RABIN
Hoe you don't know nann nikka uh-uh
That'll run off in yo house
Put the gun off in yo mouth
He had a detachable penis!?! 
