The New Champions: HL WOAT and GOAT 2015

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First and foremost, I, @Liu Kang and @Brown_Pride would like to set take some time to acknowledge one very special poster.

There are times when somebody reaches such excellence at his craft that he shines too bright for others to be noticed. @Napoleon reached that level of greatness and seems to be here to stay if we take into account the results of the '15 voting. Unfortunately for other deserving individuals with unparalleled work ethic, he will forever outshine them. We, HL mods, feel like we should let others have have some light shed on their extraordinary qualities. In order to maintain some semblance of justice, we chose to do something drastic : we decided to retire @Napoleon from further WOTY votes.

But not before naming the WOTY title after him. :umad:

@Napoleon will not have a permanent "HL WOAT" banner which he earned with what should have been a first on the Coli : a WOTY 3-peat :wow: The HL WOTY title is by the present renamed as the Napoleon Award :salute: #wotyexcellence. Before we announce HL WOAT, I requested a very special foreword from @Mephistopheles to describe the following poster. I felt that he best understood this man's contribution to the game.

Let's all take a long-overdue moment to acknowledge and appreciate a man who has put in several years of worth of abominable, ghastly, god-awful posting.

Just as Denzel Washington was snubbed for the Oscar for several years until Training Day, this man his been criminally overlooked for his prolific ability to soil cyberspace megabyte after megabyte of digital excrement in the HL/KTL awards.

A man whose posts are usually devoid of logic and unhinged from any foundation of factual accuracy.

A man whose entire worldview is based not upon empirical reality, but rather if the disseminator of the information is a person or persons who he sees as part of a vast global Zionist/Illuminati/New World Order conspiracy to usher in global enslavement, or if they are "alternative."

A man who represents the tragic nexus of smartdumb niggology, paleoconservative neo-confederate cacology, century old Russian anti-semitic ducktales, and new age alternative medicine bullshyt.

A man who thinks every single mass shooting, terrorist attack, or killing of an unarmed black man is a government psy-op.

A man who calls people naive for believing that literally anything on the "MSM" isn't an elaborate conspiracy that defies the five senses, yet believes anything that comes from any jackass with a blog in his mom's basement.

A man who counters hard-hitting journalism and peer-reviewed scientific publications with copied and pasted lime-green text from random blogs with no links.

A man who claims that JFK got killed because he wanted to end the Fed's ability to print money with executive order 11110, when in reality JFK did the exact opposite; effectively ending the Treasury's ability to release silver certificates and giving that power to the President, and literally saying "Except for its use in coins, silver serves no useful monetary function."

A man who thinks you can cure cancer by drinking herbal tea and that naturalnews.com is a legitimate medical resource.

A man who thinks young back men should be more afraid of infinitessimal amounts of flouride in tap water than trigger-happy cops.

A man who once suggested that Trayvon Martin's killing was part of a masonic ritual involving his dad.

The worst poster in HL of 2015....

@thekingsmen

Clap for him...

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Oh yeah, Oh and @tru_m.a.c won POTY. I would say more but he went to Penn St so :scust:

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The nut-hugger @Mephistopheles took time out of his busy trolling schedule to make a special message showing he is a complete fan boy of mine.

Too bad half the shyt he wrote can't even be verified with any real facts. I've challenged him before and he has backed down. I guess some people are scared of losing the only thing that keeps their life going.....Thecoli.com
 

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The nut-hugger @Mephistopheles took time out of his busy trolling schedule to make a special message showing he is a complete fan boy of mine.

Too bad half the shyt he wrote can't even be verified with any real facts. I've challenged him before and he has backed down. I guess some people are scared of losing the only thing that keeps their life going.....Thecoli.com
Why you mad at me? All I did was give you a short induction speech. You got voted worst poster in HL by the people. :umad:
 

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