The Stan Letter

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On a snowy day in January 2014, in the Puritan town of Coliville, a crowd gathers to witness an official punishment. A slew of posters have been found guilty of stannery and must wear a scarlet "S", ('S' is a symbol of stannery) on their profile as a sign of shame. Furthermore, they must come and be exposed to public humiliation. These retched souls include the following:

Jay-Z stans @Harry B @blackslash
Nas stans @Ziggiy @Illeye buckmatic (sorry brehs :to:)
Drake stans @Napoleon @CrimsonTider
Lupe stan @intilectual recipricol
Eminem stan @ROFL_GUY
Gucci Mane stan @Guwop
Lil Wayne/B stan @charmander
Big Sean stan @NigerianDonDada

I formally request that these scum be branded with a "stan" tag so that all who encounter them shall know what they are dealing with. A stan is a vile creature who has never nestled up against the bosom of objectivity and suckled at the teet of rationality. No, dear brehthers, their breed has not experienced this comfort. And maybe, even more scarily, they probably cannot. :merchant: They have lay in a bed of obscene and ridiculous thoughts for so long that their reality has been warped to a point where they fail to recognize decency and reasonableness. In some miserable basement they feverishly type paragraphs on top of paragraphs about how Artist A is the greatest and how Artist Z lost.

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They can no more appreciate that these artist do not actually know them or care what they have to say than they can tolerate opinions that are divergent from theirs. Tis a shame. :smh:

I shall be the first to cast a stone at these pathetic specimen. You, gentlemen, are not gentle at all. You are hard.

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Hardened in your thinking. Hardened into thinking your way of thinking should be the standard. You are wrong.

Nevertheless, I am both amused and disgusted with you. I admire you. :obama: And I despise you. :pacspit: You breathe life into our community with the fukkery you create, and sometimes insightful discussion, too. Unfortunately, you also bring death as you are perpetually posturing and killing good dialogue about hip-hop because of your extreme positions and general disposition. Alas, this is both an appreciation thread and a unappreciation thread.

So what you all need is...

a handshake,

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a hug,



a stern look in the eye,

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and a "stan" tag. @bk, @Brooklynzson, make this happen breh brehs. Brand them. :demonic: Maybe then they'll see the error of their ways and repent. :mjpls:
 

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Here's the thing:comeon:As a NaS stan,I also listen to everyone ranging from wayne,jay,gucci,kendrick, and so on. I even almost had my stan card revoked for proping up certain southern rappers and NaS' so called rival jayz. Also I've been critical of some of his work notably Streets Disciple as @Ziggiy with Nastradamus. It hurts to hand my breh a one star:wow:
 

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Lmao I'm the number 1 Nas Stan and I admit that readily, but to say that Stan's can't be rational is a wrong generalization. I give alot of rappers their due props, including Jay-Z who is a fellow legend and God level MC.
nope.

You are not rational nor objective
 

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this fakkit spent 30 min writing this terrible thread :dead:

It had potential but wasn't properly executed:pachaha: Yall know I specialize in these type of threads:smugbiden:
nope.

You are not rational nor objective

Have you not seen his reviews of Nastradamus and some of his more radio friendly songs:what: He's as objective as you can get. And you didn't even question the op:heh: Was it because he was on the money with you:youngsabo:
 
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Lmao I'm the number 1 Nas Stan and I admit that readily, but to say that Stan's can't be rational is a wrong generalization. I give alot of rappers their due props, including Jay-Z who is a fellow legend and God level MC.

By definition, this can't be true :smh:

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-coli-dictionary-the-essential-edition.143186/

You stan my favorite rapper so you are automatically one of my favorite posters. But that shyt you said about Untitled being classic and it being impossible that Nas has had ghostwriters makes you a stan. I can't talk about stans without mentioning your name. It would be disrespectful to you and disingenuous of me. Your overflowing passion for Nas and his music are the reason an intilectual recipricol or a blackslash exists. Take that stan tag, breh. Be a sacrificial lamb. You embrace your standom. Now wear that shyt.
 
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Here's the thing:comeon:As a NaS stan,I also listen to everyone ranging from wayne,jay,gucci,kendrick, and so on. I even almost had my stan card revoked for proping up certain southern rappers and NaS' so called rival jayz. Also I've been critical of some of his work notably Streets Disciple as @Ziggiy with Nastradamus. It hurts to hand my breh a one star:wow:
I know, breh, I know. :to: It hurts me, too. I can't talk about the Batman Nas stan without also mentioning the Robin one. You and Ziggiy's work make a LegendNas feel comfortable in doing what he does. :scusthov: Somebody must be punished for his sins (if he had not changed his name you may not have been mentioned) and what better posters than the ringleaders. I know you have shown the ability to praise others. I urge you to continue doing so. God speed. :salute:
 
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It had potential but wasn't properly executed:pachaha:

Yes brehther I probably could have drawn this out @Wacky D style to make it more suspenseful but I lack the patience. In one fell swoop I wanted to get it over with so that you all could be marked together and we could all move forward.

Yall know I specialize in these type of threads:smugbiden:

By the way, I peeped your work in the stan wars thread. That shyt...was special. :wow: A true classic. :banderas:
 
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