The worst choke ever lmao

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:gladbron: I ain't neverrrr seen anything like that.

You'd think these dudes who write rhymes like this could either freestyle or kick an old written verse. Literally anything is better than just standing there
 

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Press release statement from Earl and bytchyoudidn'tdothatshytonpurpose Media Group:

" Y'all gonna know my name is the LORD when I reign down my fury upon thee"

-Choke Entertainment
 

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lmao at "Hold up Norbes had to pee"

That was the worst but I think this one is slightly funnier
Cocky Barz v. Keyz

Cocky's been through a lot but at one point he was next up out of that whole Jungle movement. Even had a URL battle with Nuborn
But this was pretty bad, especially considering how wack his opponent was
Fast forward to 4:00 for the choke but I'd say let his opponent rock a little bit to marinate on how wack dude is


Man who's basement is this :dead:
 

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I can't watch chokes, don't know if anyone else is like this. I seriously can't finish watching them, it's too much for me and I'm not even there.
 

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Could have ordered a pizza the way he was choking and stalling.
 
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