TheColi presents "Groot on Film"

[Dr. Narcisse]

Breh is qualified

Consider @Groot the film critics' circuit's answer to the hip-hop community's Nas. Similar to how Nasir Jones made it his mission to question the existence of his once-prevalent and always cherished art form, The Coli's Film Room writer shook up the world of big-screen lovers with his controversial essay, We....I...We Groot?. Largely avoiding snark, Groot's writing throughout is entralling, focusing on the promotion of film's older ideals against the blockbusters and money-first products that major studios rush into theaters nowadays.

Garnering respect and admiration even outside of the film criticism spectre, his reviews were read by people who hadn’t even seen the movies discussed, and appreciated nonetheless. His writing provoked on his most dedicated readers awe and respect. Envy even. Writers to this day wish to write as well as he does.

So brehs post a movie to be reviewed. Then Groot will provided a detailed, articulate and thoughtful review for us.​

After his review, then we can put in another suggestion. I'll start it off.

Updated:
1. "Rush Hour"
2. "Iron Man"
3. No Country for Old Men

 

[Groot]

Spoiler: I am Groot!

Spoiler: We are Groot!

Definition of BALANCE

We are Groot!

Spoiler: We are Groot!!

Definition of COMEDY

Definition of FAMILY

We are Groot!

Spoiler: I am Grooooot!

I am Groot!

Spoiler: I am Groooot!

I am Groot!

I am Groot!​

 

[Soundbwoy]

in

 

[hex]

This thread has a lot of promise.

Fred.

 

[#1 pick]

Lol

 

[Big Daddy]

In

 

[g-ice]

SO IN

 

[Abstract83]

Groot reviews. Legendary

 

[jdubnyce]

IN

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Brehs offer up a suggestion for Groot to review for us.

 

[Gobzilla]

 

[BXKingPin82]

The Jackie Chan Groot is killin me!

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

 

[pickles]

 

[King Koopa]

This thread is already gonna be some shyt lol.