An ashy lil fap hand
Banned
So I'm in a store buying some pop and some cigarettes, and as I'm walking to the counter, two other folks beat me there. No biggie. One dude pays for his shyt and then, as lines typically go, the next guy puts his shyt on the counter. The guy in front of me is some kind of east asian. He asks the guy behind the counter "Hey, are you fukking chinese?". The guy behind the counter was like "well, my parents are. i used to say that I was chinese, but i've been getting in trouble for it lately."
and the guy who is sure that he, himself is asian is like "oh, that's cool. bye."
Now I'm at the counter but the cashier hasn't finished his identity crises. "I want to be chinese! but all the people i know that are REALLY chinese don't want to let me be part of the club.
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And I'm like "can i get a pack of smokes?"
"Sure!...I just don't get it man. I guess I'm just american."
and I'm like "You're chinese. Don't worry. You're definitely chinese."
I had to say something to end the convo so I just did that.
So I guess my question is: Was I right? Is he chinese?
and the guy who is sure that he, himself is asian is like "oh, that's cool. bye."
Now I'm at the counter but the cashier hasn't finished his identity crises. "I want to be chinese! but all the people i know that are REALLY chinese don't want to let me be part of the club.

And I'm like "can i get a pack of smokes?"
"Sure!...I just don't get it man. I guess I'm just american."
and I'm like "You're chinese. Don't worry. You're definitely chinese."
I had to say something to end the convo so I just did that.
So I guess my question is: Was I right? Is he chinese?