URGENT: DOO DOO IS STUCK IN MY BUTT

[Fun Sized Psycho]

holy shyt i had to stand up and spread my buttcheeks just to get it out. Im legit bout to take a pic cuz this had to be a guinesss world record

Eww.
If you're saying you couldn't push it out, you should gave just had your feet on a stool, so your bottom half was at a 45 degree angle, instead of 90

 

[ADK]

... I legit broke the toilet and the plunger.

Not even a troll thread

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

That's what happens when you don't wash your ass(hole)

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

holy shyt i had to stand up and spread my buttcheeks just to get it out. Im legit bout to take a pic cuz this had to be a guinesss world record

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Eat more fruits and vegetables fakkit

 

[The 2020 New Member]

should have just reached in and grabbed it out. gently over course. but jesus...it's just shyt. you were gonna wash your hands anyway, right? If not, you're disgusting.

 

[DaddyTime]

u just gotta push bruh i've had one of them doo doo softballs before

that shyt will hit the toilet like a meteor hitting the ocean

http://www.fascrs.org/patients/conditions/anal_fissure/

No laughing matter if you push TOO hard. A nikka couldn't even smoke a blunt and cough without feeling like crying

 

[GhettoTeK]

I got to shyt right now

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

no pic of the doo-doo?

negged.

 

[Marvel]

- eat oatmeal or some kind of fiber every morning.
- stay away from white bread and eat whole grain bread
- drink more water
- drink some Acai berry juice

This is the best drink IMO. It taste good and it is great for digestion. Your skin, stomach and hair will thank you.

 

[ADK]

Thanks for all the tips my ass was hurting hours after even dropping them bombs.

I found some digestive vitamins above the fridge so imma pop those.