what's the hardest you been punched/slapped by a woman??

[old_timer]

what's the hardest you been punched/slapped by a woman??
and what precipitated it??

were you afraid?? in danger??

for me it's a coin toss- i've got to think over my answer

 

[KOOL-AID]

only female who has hit me is my momma...but I deserved it.

 

[Smoke]

Never been hit...A girl tried to stab me with an pencil one time, that kinda hurt but

 

[Food Mane]

I got a pretty good one once. She flipped out and started chasing me around a party. I got behind one of my friends but she still managed to sneak a right hook over his shoulder and catch me in the face. I caught her with a full cup of beer poured over the head after though

 

[Steezy]

My momma got me good when i was 15 and said it was my house

 

[Mowgli]

A woman dug her nails into my hand until it bled once but I just looked at her like


And said

Terminators dont feel pain, I do. Don't do that again.

Then I gave her a belly to back suplex onto the bed and ran out the house

 

[DIMES]

my mom is the only female. and i thank her.


but any other female is getting hit right back

 

[MoeDollaZ$]

ive been slapped once cuz i slapped this one bytches ass in high school which is stupid cuz the bytch loved to sit on my lap all the fukkin time

 

[DIMES]

A woman dug her nails into my hand until it bled once but I just looked at her like


And said

Terminators dont feel pain, I do. Don't do that again.

Then I gave her a belly to back suplex onto the bed and ran out the house

what is this?

 

[Camammal]

my sister straight up punched me straight in the face, made me stumble we were teens but man i wanted to drop her.

 

[london]

A girl stabbed me in my mouth with her titty

was a good day.

 

[Mowgli]

what is this?

Reality stranger then fiction

 

[ADK]

I forgot what I did but in the 10th grade this ratchet unstable thot slapped me in the face in Biology class

I didn't even know what to do other than squeeze her wrist. I took that L

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Women who put their hands on me don't remember what happened afterwards

 

[old_timer]

so spring semester of freshman year i was dating this big girl 5'10" 150 or so
one night i was really drunk and i vomited during sex
it wasn't too bad- 60% floor, 30% bed, only 10% got on her
she was like you can't hold your liquor
but she cleaned up and was like "we never speak of this again"

fast forward about a week
we are hanging out in the tv room with friends
something reminds me of what happened
so of course i had to make an ill-conceived joke about it

she rared back and caught me with a straight right to the stomach
the faces of our friends were like
she stormed off- i just sat down and tried to no-sell the punch
but it really hurt

a couple weeks later i learned her father had boxed in the army