SouljaVoy
♥ Black Love
I got fired from my Valet parking job today. 
So what happened is, a few weeks ago I had to call the restaurant that we valet park for and ask them to put the other Valet on the phone, the stupid ass white girl gonna hang up, so I called back like
"Yes you hung up on me"
Stupid ass white girl like:
"Well yes you asked me to get the valet, I can't be on the phone and get the valet"
I'm like: "Why do you have to hang up the phone to do that?"
Stupid ass White Girl like: "Well what do you want me to do? I can't be on the phone and go outside and get the valet at the same time!"
I'm like: "Put the phone on hold, or just lay the phone down and get the valet.......?"
White girl felt so stupid, she just put the phone down and got the valet...... Next day I get a call from the other white Valet saying "The manager is angry she said you got smart with her on the phone, you should go apologize"
Why is it when a Black person outsmarts a white person, or speak more sense than them they get so offended?
So fastforward about 3 days ago..... This interracial couple walked up (white guy in business suit with a fine ass bedwench), and I'm already like this in my head
.... So I just look the other way..........
And what do you know?
...... The Cac walks up RIGHT TO MY FACE and says "do you know where the entrance is?"
I dunno if he just wanted to show off his bedwench or what, but the entrance is not hard to find..... To prevent me from punching this CAC in the face I walk off....... He then walks up to me again and says "HEY DID YOU NOT HEAR ME, WHERE'S THE ENTERANCE?"
I told the cac "Find it yourself
"
The Cac says "Oh really??" and his Bendwench like "OH WOW!! HAHAHA okay!!"
So I already know they finna tell the manager in the restaurant
but I dont give a fukk cause I got lies to get me out of it, plus we work for a 3rd party company, not the restaurant itself. 
Anyway about 2 hours later the same bytch ASS WHITE GIRL from the phone come up to me with her lil white girl attitude like "Umm hi, I'm jessica, blah blah blah blah, did you say that to the customers?"
In my most polite white guy voice I'm like "Oh no that wasn't me
Are the customers still there? Lets find out who did it!
" She was like "well they left", but I was just making sure it wasn't you"..... I'm like I got out of that one. 
Anyway fastforward to today, my Uncle Tom ass manager call me saying the restaurant dont want me Valet parking for them anymore.... so I'm no longer on the schedule.
fukk WHITE PEOPLE.

So what happened is, a few weeks ago I had to call the restaurant that we valet park for and ask them to put the other Valet on the phone, the stupid ass white girl gonna hang up, so I called back like
"Yes you hung up on me"

Stupid ass white girl like:
"Well yes you asked me to get the valet, I can't be on the phone and get the valet"

I'm like: "Why do you have to hang up the phone to do that?"

Stupid ass White Girl like: "Well what do you want me to do? I can't be on the phone and go outside and get the valet at the same time!"
I'm like: "Put the phone on hold, or just lay the phone down and get the valet.......?"

White girl felt so stupid, she just put the phone down and got the valet...... Next day I get a call from the other white Valet saying "The manager is angry she said you got smart with her on the phone, you should go apologize"
Why is it when a Black person outsmarts a white person, or speak more sense than them they get so offended?

So fastforward about 3 days ago..... This interracial couple walked up (white guy in business suit with a fine ass bedwench), and I'm already like this in my head

And what do you know?

I dunno if he just wanted to show off his bedwench or what, but the entrance is not hard to find..... To prevent me from punching this CAC in the face I walk off....... He then walks up to me again and says "HEY DID YOU NOT HEAR ME, WHERE'S THE ENTERANCE?"
I told the cac "Find it yourself

The Cac says "Oh really??" and his Bendwench like "OH WOW!! HAHAHA okay!!"
So I already know they finna tell the manager in the restaurant


Anyway about 2 hours later the same bytch ASS WHITE GIRL from the phone come up to me with her lil white girl attitude like "Umm hi, I'm jessica, blah blah blah blah, did you say that to the customers?"
In my most polite white guy voice I'm like "Oh no that wasn't me



Anyway fastforward to today, my Uncle Tom ass manager call me saying the restaurant dont want me Valet parking for them anymore.... so I'm no longer on the schedule.

fukk WHITE PEOPLE.

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