Me and my wife were in the living room looking for a Halloween costume for the baby. I didn't notice it, but wife wife noticed that out son's room was mighty quiet. I think it was so noticeable becuz our daughter was outside playing and their TVs are usually competing to see which is loudest.
She's walking towards and I guess he could hear the footsteps. All I hear is "What the hell is going on in here?" He tried to wiggle his way out of it but finally confessed to what he was doing.
. He told her that he was pulling his thing and that it felt good. Funniest part about the whole thing was that he would not let her see what he was watching, so she was able to pull it up on her tablet. It was some girl on girl shyt
. She was sad and confused and asked me to talk to him. I talked to him and told him that he was too little to be watching that kinda stuff and told him next time he'll be in trouble. Then he went on to ask me, "Daddy, do girls usually do that to each other 
?"I went on to have a small birds and bees conversation with him and that was that. Kid wasn't even embarrassed. Not sure if that's good or bad. But it sure as hell was funny.
Two things I took from this...
1. I didn't know they had this shyt on NetFlix.
2. At least it wasn't two dudes.
nikka!!!!
....... Unfortunately, I guarantee your loving wife has already told her 2 closest girlfriends ... 
.......
To bdsm shyt? 
