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yo moms

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make a fake cv that will actually get me a job.
get a job.
move out of moms house into pops empty flat.
save money from job.
profit.
win next boxing fight.

who wants to help me with step 1?
 

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You need to have your friends that sound older be your fake supervisors from fake past jobs, if you're gonna go the fake cv route


ALso, take a class, or pretend to take a class, that makes it look like you're trying to finish your degree
 

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Get a linkedin or something, if they have that in the UK, to back up your fake claims.


I normally try to be an ethical individual, but I dunno, most people lie on their resumes, which pisses me the fukk off. But hey, what are you gonna do :manny:

Plus, you kinda need to do that at this point
 

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Get a linkedin or something, if they have that in the UK, to back up your fake claims.


I normally try to be an ethical individual, but I dunno, most people lie on their resumes, which pisses me the fukk off. But hey, what are you gonna do :manny:

Plus, you kinda need to do that at this point

fukk ethics. im starvin out here :damn:
 

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Get a linkedin or something, if they have that in the UK, to back up your fake claims.


I normally try to be an ethical individual, but I dunno, most people lie on their resumes, which pisses me the fukk off. But hey, what are you gonna do :manny:

Plus, you kinda need to do that at this point

You need connects for linkedin
 

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He needs to find jobs like in indeed.com or monster.com etc.
He should probably go the cragislist route (if they have that over there). There is a sea of applicants on indeed and monster, that are way more qualified than him. He might get lucky with craiglsit
 
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