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Live from San Antonio, where climbing on pecan trees in public is illegal, home of the most tamales made in 12 hours, and hometown of Shawn Michaels, Shaq (yes, he graduated high school in San Antonio), and Hilary Duff, it's AEW Dynamite! In typical Snowman fashion, we have two matches...

Live from Kansas City, the city with the most fountains in the United States, where ringing gongs is banned, and home of Tech N9ne, Don Cheadle, and The Coach, it's a special 3 hour Dynamite & Collision and the go-home show for Wrestledream! Here is the card for tonight:

Live from St. Louis, the birthplace of 7-Up, home of the Gateway Arch which is the smallest national park in the United States, where firefighters can only rescue fully clothed women when on duty, and hometown of Harley Race, Brooke Tessmacher, Randy Orton, Kane (no idea he grew up in the area)...

Love from Jacksonville, Florida, where it is illegal to leave your chickens unsupervised and where ostrich ownership & racing are both illegal, home of the 4-1 Jacksonville Jaguars (seriously?), and birthplace of AEW, Limp Bizkit, Sable, and Kelly Kelly, it's a special Title Tuesday edition of...

Live from Hollywood, Florida, in between Fort Lauderdale (where it's illegal to swim in long pants or shoes) and Miami (where it's illegal for unmarried women to parachute on Sundays and for men to be seen in public in strapless gowns), and home to Hollywood Brown, Joe DiMaggio, and Josh Gad...

Live from Pittsburgh, PA, where the Big Mac was invented, where the first drive-in gas station opened, and home to Sam Sneed, Andy Warhol, and a surprisingly good amount of pro wrestlers (including Kurt Angle, Bruno Sammartino, Shane Douglas, Britt Baker, Corey Graves, and Virgil/Vincent), it's...

Live from London, Ontario, once considered the "Serial Killer Capital" of Canada, where chickens were once banned from downtown, and birthplace of Ryan Gosling, Justin Bieber, and Allie the Bunny, it's AEW Dynamite's September to Remember edition and the go-home show for AEW All Out on Saturday...

I was hoping someone else would make this thread since last week led to record low viewership, but alas, it's Wednesday (you know that that means) and tonight Dynamite continues their residency at the ECW arena. Snowman, coming off a week 1 victory, must have been in a great mood because we have...

Live from Toronto, whose King is from Compton, where whistling after 11pm and dragging a dead horse down Yonge Street on Sundays are illegal, and the hometown of Trish Stratus, Gail Kim, and AEW's own Adam Copeland, it's AEW All Out. Now at 3pm and on HBOMax, here is the card: AEW Men's World...

Live from the ECW Arena in Philly, where the first American-made piano was built, where a William Penn bobblehead sits on top of the Comcast Technology Center, and where the Dallas Cowboys kick off their 30th year of irrelevancy on Thursday night, it's AEW Dynamite! Snowman at least decided to...

Live from Philadelphia, home to America's first hospital, America's first Zoo, and to the REIGNING, UNDISPUTED Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles, and where a young Snowman probably learned about snow for the first time from Sabu after a match in 1997, it's AEW Dynamite live from the ECW...

Live from London, England, home of the world's oldest hat shop, where it's illegal to import potatoes from Poland, and home of Will Ospreay, it's Forbidden Door, presented by AEW, CMLL, and NJPW! So far, here is the card: AEW World Championship: Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. MJF AEW Women's...

Live from Arlington, TX, a suburb of Dallas, where the frozen margarita machine was invented, 7/11 was born, and AT&T Stadium, which is not only home to the most overrated NFL franchise of the past 30 years (FLY EAGLES FLY) but is also the world's largest column-free room, it's AEW All In! So...

Live, from Albuquerque, New Mexico, home to the United States oldest wine region, the world's largest hot air ballooning event, and home of Mike Judge, Jeff Bezos, Walter White, and Ronnie Lott, it's AEW Dynamite! So far, here is the card: Jon Moxley & The Young Bucks vs. Swerve Strickland...

Live from Glendale, AZ, 9 miles from Phoenix, which is the largest U.S. city without Amtrak rail service, where street racing is legal if the landowner or officials approve the race, and home town of The Boogeyman, The Pope D'Angelo Dinero, and David Spade, it's AEW Double or Nothing! So far...

Live from Baltimore, Maryland, where it's illegal to take a lion to a movie theater, and home to Gilberg, Rich Swann, and the world's first umbrella factory, it's AEW Dynamite! So far, here is what we have: First Time Ever: PAC vs. Swerve Strickland Jon Moxley vs. Katsuyori Shibata Wheeler...

Live from Fresno, California, where it's not only illegal to sell permanent markers, but also illegal to play bingo drunk, it's AEW Dynamite. Formerly the raisin capital of the world, it is home to Bruce Bowen, Kevin Federline, Bison Dele, and Xavier Worthy, and will be home to the first...

Live from Sacramento, where it's illegal to sell or give a minor any superhero crime-fighting comic book and home of C-Bo, Solo Sikoa, and Aaron Judge, it's the go-home edition of AEW Dynamite! Because it's only Tuesday morning, Snowman hasn't loaded up the card yet, so here's what we got so...

Taped Saturday February 15th, think it's airing Saturday night after NBA All Star Saturday Night Live from Brisbane, Australia, where drivers must yield to horses that can't stay still and home to Bowen Yang and the Bee Gee's, it's AEW's debut in Australia! So far, here is the card; with this...

Taped tonight due to traveling to Australia Live from Austin, Texas, where you can technically legally marry someone by publicly introducing them as your spouse at least three times, home to North America's largest urban bat colony, The Cathedral of Junk, Dustin Rhodes & Matthew McConaughey...