chipotle

  1. FAH1223

    Mikal Bridges has eaten at Chipotle everyday since 2013

  2. Charlie Hustle

    Roaches shut it down at Florida Chipotle

    Roaches shut down popular Central Florida Mexican restaurant By Garfield Hylton, Orlando Sentinel, 10 hours ago Roaches shut down popular Central Florida Mexican restaurant Orlando Sentinel/TNS A popular Mexican restaurant was shut down during the week of Apr. 16-22, according to data from the...
  3. Hathaway

    Chipotle Just fukked me Up

    It's Saturday. I haven't had Chipotle in like a year. I said to myself you know what, I'm feeling Hispanic today. I want some Mesican. So I pull up my doordash app with Dash Pass:ufdup: Got a craving for a Burrito. Steak, Rice, Beans, lettuce, cheese, pico de gallo, sour cream. But I was...
  4. Hawaiian Punch

    Smh So I went to Starbucks today..

    Yeah I know, what the fukk was I doing there to begin with :snoop: Was on the road with a coworker and they wanted to stop for coffee, I said sure and before I knew it we stopped at a Starbucks. I don’t know what gives at this point, maybe it’s the “diversity” training they all went through...
  5. mannyrs13

    Eat at chipotle, brehs

    Keep eating that chipotle and you'll suffer this guys fate. :ufdup: Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire :snoop: Just had to be. Just noticed it's an old article. Apologies if thread was made, I tried searching. :manny:
  6. Renegade47

    Never eating chipotle again.

    Just took an atomic shyt. got a nikka dehydrated. im on my 6th bottle of water. feel like i shyt out my whole colon. am i dying? update: 10:09pm Back on the toilet for round 2. shyt coming out like water. think i may need to goto the hospital.
  7. tater

    Free chipotle coupon!

    You're welcome...
  8. M

    Some Of Yall Actually Be Eating The Ass Of Girls Who Regularly Eat Chipotle

    ??:mindblown:?? What the fukk fam?? We all know what Chipotle does to the human digestive system/colon. What you think this shyt-show don't apply to your "dime"? Yall fudgelips might as well be tongue fukking a Taco Bell bathroom plunger(At least they bleach that shyt) Shame on all parties...
  9. Prynce

    Chipotle buy one get one free!!! :ahh:

    Click this link and do the short quiz about their ingredients. One code per phone number. http://www.chipotlefriendorfaux.com Doesn't matter if you get any wrong so you can just bs it. Just got a soft taco and a free burrito :eat:
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