simping

  1. Playaz Eyez

    Pretty privilege double standard????

  2. JadeB

    SPIN: Can a man be successful in onlyfans?

    https://www.thecoli.com/threads/white-chick-creates-onlyfans-for-a-test-makes-3k-in-a-week-with-no-nudes.757506/ I'm really looking at this mekkklovin brehette and I'm now seriously contemplating creating an onlyfans account myself. I can make big bucks off this stuff:lolbron:. What can a...
  3. blqbird

    This generation's idea of dating makes me never want to date.

    The recent Lori Harvey situation got me :hhh:. That "single until married" just seems like a massive waste of time. How you gonna date multiple people (man or woman) and expect to go anywhere with them. I'm losing faith in the idea of even having a "girlfriend" brehs. It's not like woman be...
  4. Indiglow Meta (R$G)

    Outgroup bias, caping, and simpery...in the Coli

    I love women but I like myself more than any woman I've met. A lot of brehs may have been programmed and bred to move in the opposite manner. Society says this is a noble state of being. Scientific studies have shown that women do not reciprocate internally. Gender differences in automatic...
  5. fishfry600

    DJ Akademiks almost sent to the after life by instagram thot

    When simping goes wrong She started by # me tooing AK by saying he have sex with women when they are drunk.. then she tried to cut him up
  6. Yo Mama

    Biggest TV SIMP

    Was there a bigger tv simp than: Worzel Gummidge? He loved that horrid b***h. And tgat other manikin/doll loved him but he was oblivious. Then: He was so annoying I dont know why she was after him. Laura and Steve and M... But Titanic takes the cake. This Bullcrap annoys me the most...
  7. CapitalforCapital

    What’s Wrong with being a simp?

    You nikkas always on that HOH wave. But I’m not gon lie I love showing my S\O as much love as possible when a nikka got one. Now I’m not gon front ion show that side to any old hoe but whe a nikka got a girl i be on my Drake shyt lmfao. Simping ain’t easy but neither is pimping if we being real...
  8. Neuromancer

    Brehs, has simping ever benefited you?

    :jbhmm: If so share your experiences.
  9. SheWantTheD

    Simpin? Jay Z Took Beyonce's Last Name

    :mjlol: A couple more sources:
  10. T

    Is Jay-Z a simp by TLR standards?

    Dude is prime bachelor material..... worth half a billion dollars, famous, "prime age" (mid 40s) Yet he chose to get married and raise children :jbhmm: By TLR rules he is supposed to run through women like toilet paper without mercy. So I guess my other question is, if someone like Jay can get...
  11. Uitomy

    Having a good set of friends helps the best getting over a girl

    i know the coli blasts simps and is about 50 50 on how men and women should be acting regarding their feelings towards each other but, most of us been down that painful road of wanting what we couldn't have, shouldn't have had, and sometimes.....didnt know what we had :mjcry: But when you've...
  12. Uitomy

    Waiting for love to come around is straight bs

    well it feels like it. I learned after high school love isn't something to chase so I'm the meantime I've been going to college making music and I've been working now. But god damnit, sometimes I think about the fact you can't really predict when and who you'll be in love with. It could happen...
  13. Days of Future Piff

    Has there ever been a more simpish cartoon character than Charlie Brown?

    Charlie Brown is my dude, but come on :to: Looking back on these Peanuts specials now, Peppermint Patty STAYED throwing herself at Charlie Brown every chance she got for 25 years and he never noticed :snoop: Out here singing him the whisper song over the phone and trying to hold his hand...
  14. R

    Betas of Japan. This is just sad

  15. SheWantTheD

    Things Simps Say, Do And Believe

    "Naw I don't have anything to worry about, she said he's just a friend" :mjlol: Post things simps say, do or believe.
  16. SheWantTheD

    #HOH Web Series

    In the episode below a brother drops his date off at home, he tries to kiss her and she slips that shyt :mjlol: The nikka that doesn't care about her hits her up, asks her where she is (she tells him she's with a friend :mjlol:), and asks dude that she just went on a date with if he can drop...
  17. SheWantTheD

    What's The Simpest Thing You've Done To Try And Get An Ex Back?

    I don't think mine is too bad. She cut me off with no explanation and I was expecting it cause we was communicating less..and she started wearing less and going out more :mjcry: Cut me off no explanation, tried hit yo cudi with the friendzone.. prolly cause another nikka in the back she tryna...
  18. Regine Hunter

    My name is Regine Hunter, and I am…

    a simp :sadbron: Any other female simps out here? After a conversation on tinychat reflecting on some interactions with guys growing up I started to realize how bad it was. What is often the reception of women that do everything by the guy they're interested in? Do they ever win? How does one...
  19. Danktoker94

    Good guys finish last but Scandolous chicks win first

    So there's this girl I've known for about three years we always been on and off we used to work together we were young I'm 21 she's 20 we went out to days ago I hadn't seen her in like 6-7 months she asked me for a little bit of cash so I gave it to her no questions asked mind you the day...
  20. Londilon

    What happens when a washed out Thot/Hoe gets her ultimate dream

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