$1,000,000 is legally deposited into your bank account. What is your first move?
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BaldingSoHard
Veteran
I've been putting off replacing my dying water heater so I'd probably splurge on one of those fancy tankless joints.
trace it and make sure the AML is clear. once that's done, i clear my debts. invest 75% of what's left and donate the rest
Artificial Intelligence
Not Allen Iverson
Pay off my bills and loans and get my credit right first
Godless Socialist CEO
Superstar
Invest half in stocks and then buy a fixer upper house with the other half.
If it's not owed to me, I'm notifying the bank of this egregious error 
Edit: I didn't see the legally part, or it was added to the title afterwards
After consultation with my bank and determination that the money is indeed mine to keep without legal and/or financial penalty/repercussions, I'd:
Pay off house
Set aside university, and wedding funds for my kids
Pay off minimal consumer debt
Put some into high risk investments for quick returns
Invest most in long term retirement plans
Travel
Edit: I didn't see the legally part, or it was added to the title afterwards
After consultation with my bank and determination that the money is indeed mine to keep without legal and/or financial penalty/repercussions, I'd:
Pay off house
Set aside university, and wedding funds for my kids
Pay off minimal consumer debt
Put some into high risk investments for quick returns
Invest most in long term retirement plans
Travel
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Check back in a week to see if it’s still there. Carry on like I didn’t see shyt, if it is.
If it’s there in a year, purchase some property. When the bank finally catches on. Sell the property, pay them, keep the profits.
If it’s there in a year, purchase some property. When the bank finally catches on. Sell the property, pay them, keep the profits.
Would you live in the house after fixing it up or would you rent it out?
AlbertPullhoez
The Takeover
Yup, invest that shyt as much as you can until they find out and want their bread.
And yes, they will find their bread. Don't believe these tv/movie
