$1,000,000 is legally deposited into your bank account. What is your first move?

Knuckles Red

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- Full body laser hair removal (including my pubic garden, and ass hair).
- Trip to Hawaii (where I would walk around nude to showcase my hairless body).
- New Honda Civic HYBRID!!!
- I would by one of those OG, vintage Furbys off EBay because I never had one as a child.
- Another hamster with a super large cage filled to the brim with goodies!!!
- I’d purchase some land in the sticks and build a small cottage on it.
- Expensive chocolates. I’d buy expensive chocolates.
- I‘d pay for gymnastics classes because I’ve always wanted to learn how to do a backflip.
- I’d expand my vest collection.
- I’d take a trip to South Carolina and tour where the show Gullah Gullah Island was filmed.
- I’d buy some super expensive steaks!!! (yummy!!!).
- I’d donate the rest to non-profit organizations that help preserve the environment.
 

Xyrax

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Do you mean as a gift? Or as some random accident. Because honestly, we aren't struggling. If that happened I would notify the bank of the issue and have them investigate it. I would not spend the shyt trying to be slick. We have way to much to lose to bother jeopardizing a life built like this over some bullshyt.

If it was a gift though? Then it would probably go right into our investment accounts :yeshrug:
 

Shadow King

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Invest 100K immediately
Put down 200K on Mommy & Grandma's house
Put down 200K on my house, or condo/townhouse (North Jersey pricing)
Pay off my car and credit cards (~30K)
If my home is a condo/townhouse, rent a space for a recording studio
100K fukkoff Fund
Remainder gets added to investment
 

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Pay off credit card
Pay off student loans
Buy a cheap house in full
Invest in retirement
Invest in stocks
Help family members
Travel
 
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