http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-saved-by-bell-plots-that-prove-zack-sociopath/
7 'Saved By the Bell' Plots That Prove Zack Is a Sociopath
ack Morris, or Everyone's Favorite Sociopath, as I like to call him, is the master of the scheme. His entire time at Bayside High was spent perpetrating schemes. (While he had excellent schemes in middle school and college as well, for the purposes of this list we'll just discuss his high school schemes.)
Seriously, if Zack isn't doing something heartlessly self-serving, he isn't breathing. Even when he's pretending he's doing something for someone else's benefit or well-being, he ends up screwing them. Like when Lisa has her fashion show and he's SO HELPFUL and then ends up making out with her even though his inexplicable nerd best friend is publicly in love with her.
Zack is not the greatest person (actually, he's one of the worst), but that doesn't stop everyone around him from bending over backward for him and going along with any scheme he decides to cook up.
#7. Buddy Bands/Friendship Forever/Whatever, They're Just Friendship Bracelets, You Guys
#6. Zit-Off Zit Cream
#5. "Girls of Bayside" Calendar
#4. Driver's Ed
#3. Selling Lisa's Clothes Out of Lockers
#2. Subliminal-Message Tapes and Dressing Screech Up as a Girl
#1. Telling Everyone Slater Is Dying to Convince Him to Move to Hawaii