Staff at Hatton Adventure World in Warwickshire, England, were left scratching their heads when nearly 100 female guinea pigs suddenly turned up pregnant. The culprit? One little escape artist named Randy.
The mischievous male broke out of his enclosure, found his way into the all-female pen, and went on what can only be described as a marathon mission. By the time workers figured it out, the worn-out father-to-be had reportedly slimmed down — and park officials estimated he could end up fathering as many as 400 baby guinea pigs.
Randy was returned to his male enclosure after his “busy” few weeks, no doubt with plenty of bragging rights.