100 M's or 15 Minutes with god?

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100m answers all my Prayers.
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100 M isn’t even worth one minute with the almighty let alone 15 minutes. A price cannot be placed on the lords time.
 

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15 minutes with God. Easy choice. It means He is real and I better get my immortal soul right. 100 mil will have me doing hookers and blow. Enternity vs 40 years of pleasure.
 

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I will take the money

To those taking 15 minutes, better hope God isn't long winded and full of parables that day
 

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I will take the money

To those taking 15 minutes, better hope God isn't long winded and full of parables that day
That's not even the worst case scenario. Imagine he's feeling spiteful and wrathful that day. :no:

Brehs in here acting like the Old Testament never happened. I ain't taking that chance :hubie:. Run me the money.
 

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15 min doesn't guarantee he will answer any of your questions.

You might ask him things and he may just look at you like :unimpressed: then walk away and send your ass back to earth:russ:

If he was guaranteed to answer any and all questions this is an easy hypothetical. He can tell you everything you need to know including all the winning lottery numbers, companies to buy stock in, and even the perfect foolproof plan that only you can carry out to become the world's first trillionaire.
 

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That's not even the worst case scenario. Imagine he's feeling spiteful and wrathful that day. :no:

Brehs in here acting like the Old Testament never happened. I ain't taking that chance :hubie:. Run me the money.
They gonna fukk around and ask the wrong question and end up with biblical leprosy:mjlol:
 
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