13 Tips on How to Survive Wild Animal Attacks
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the craziest animal attack i ever had was:
1. being chased by a maniac donkey (you know how hard it is to run away while dragging your little brother behind you, so he won't get hurt as well)
2. was a monkey catching a rock i threw at it and throwing it at my head (that monkey was hella accurate)
3. the neighbors' pittbull ran out of the yard straight at my little sister. i grabbed her and put her on top of the car, but i didn't have enough time to rescue myself, so i stood there frozen, luckily the dog just ran around me a few times and then the neighbors came out apologizing and grabbed their dog
1. being chased by a maniac donkey (you know how hard it is to run away while dragging your little brother behind you, so he won't get hurt as well)
2. was a monkey catching a rock i threw at it and throwing it at my head (that monkey was hella accurate)
3. the neighbors' pittbull ran out of the yard straight at my little sister. i grabbed her and put her on top of the car, but i didn't have enough time to rescue myself, so i stood there frozen, luckily the dog just ran around me a few times and then the neighbors came out apologizing and grabbed their dog
LL Cool J is soft as toilet tissue and he throw hands with a shark in Deep Blue Sea.
fukk I look like running from a shark
fukk I look like running from a shark
MoroccanBoy
Madness
Sharks are softer than bears. They prey on fear so all you have to do is tread water and meditate so youcalm yourself down and the shark won't attack because you aren't running away. I'm moroccan and have been swimming in the sea since a child. Never even been touched by a shark
I can't watch the video right now but it seems like tip number 1 should be don't do stupid white folk shyt (I know, a little redundant).
luciddreamer
All Star
MoroccanBoy
Madness
Your gimmick is old....
Didn't realise a nationality was a gimmick. You've probably never swam in the sea before. You would have no idea how to manoeuvre the currents and waves.
Treblemaka
President, BYNKRadio.com (Retired)
No 1 tip: Stay out of the fukin wild
MikeyC
The Coli Royal Rumble Champion 2019
:Dogwtf:
Why you throwing rocks at a monkey?
i was a naughty kid.it happened on my grandma's farm.
basically, one morning i went to one of my fave spots on the farm.
it is this big hill looking rock.
i usually would go to the top and slide all the way down.
anyway, on this morning for some reason a monkey was sitting at the bottom of this hill.
so i approached it and hid behind a near by tree and started throwing rocks at it to move it.
breh, just sat there and was looking at me.
the first few missed, but i eventually got one hit in and he caught it and threw it away.
the next rock i threw, the monkey caught and aimed at me and if it weren't for the tree, that rock would've hit me.
that shook me so much, i turned around and just walked back to the farm house.
@ your screen shaking and life gauge turning red when the Monkeys counter connected.