dog is lucky i wasn't there. was walking one time and had my earphones on my kindle fire and one of these fakkit dogs charged me. by the time i knew what was happening, i turned and dropped my kindle but dodged this mufukka in midair. he landed and faced me and i said 'bring it again son' and when he jumped, i caught his ass in midleap and spun twice with him in my grasp and used momentum and threw his bytchass through some old ladies window. she came out screaming and shyt and i had to get the fukk up outta there but that was a win that day brehs lol.