Meanwhile
fastforward 80 years. Does he look unhappy or embarassed to you? If the writer of the article was a woman, she needed to come to grips with the fact she's the Side Chick or the Ugly Daughter of Father's Best Friend: the chick a man will smash but doesn't want to be seen with in public. If the writer of the article was a man, he needed to love himself and stop associating with Side Chicks and Ugly Daughters just because he was trying to impress their fathers enough to land that desk job.
A man who loves women can't get enough of them. A man who feels obligated to be around a woman can't get away from them soon enough.