1st time in stripclub

[TheBeigeBomber]

I'm waiting for tomorrows thread where everything went terribly wrong

this nikka never disappoints

i say a prayer now before i go anywhere. try to get this hex off my ass.

 

[Taadow]

You see manz standing with 6'4, 6'5, 6'6 nikkas. It's just batmobiles over there

No...I don't see anything!

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING??

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

Just dont be one of them overly hype dudes about how u not going to tip cause u get puzzy them dudes are the worst u dont go to checkers n say i'm not going pay for my fries cause i get potatos

Also dont believe nothing them biches say they laughin at u in the dressing room

Also dont throw pennies n nickels at them biches unless ur team can fade security

my man we was just talking about this last night. we dont have £1 notes in the uk so we gonna make it rain heavy £1 coins on their ass security gonna love our squad

 

[JamesCannon]

LOL man we had a dyke in my clik when we was young n our ppl worked security at the club so not only we underage but this bich take it upon herself to pitch nickels at biches butcheeks SMH

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

LOL man we had a dyke in my clik when we was young n our ppl worked security at the club so not only we underage but this bich take it upon herself to pitch nickels at biches butcheeks SMH

 

[1970s HeRon Flow]

the batmobiles are treating me cus its my birthday weekend to a night in stripclub. some quick questions...

how much does it take to turn a stripper into a prostitute?
im gonna be getting a private dance. can i touch?

ps i refuse to get a white stripper. especially since then eastern european c*nts stole my wallet. im not givign them shyt

im not paying for any of this by the way. im getting free drinks and free entry all night cus its my birthday

I work at a strip club,just ask the dancer if she does extras and tell her what your lookin for,don't fall for the trap of her luring u to the private v.i.p. Dance n not goin through with wat was promised,tell her u done it before and you also know about them sayin yes to everything u askin for just to get u upstairs to pay that $150+ and not get shyt,and yes u can touch in dance areas,just make sure u tip a few bucks b4 n say its a tip,they'll let shyt slide,and also,any bytch there will run ya pockets if u in their fukked up and sloppy

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Make sure you wear sweat pants and no underwear

 

[360dagod]

this nikka is always good for comedy

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

they better clean their asses before they put that musty shyt in my face

Spoiler

 

[ADK]

Already know some shyt gon go down