"2 Minutes Remarks at a Black Funeral" Unappreciaiton thread

[valet]

To me, these are the worst parts of the funeral. Niguhs up there singing like they on American Idol. Wanna be preachers using this as a time to give a trial sermon. The drunk uncle giving the cliche speech of "we need to get together as a family. This should make us closer"

And it's quite simple. The family should select who goes up to speak to stop this ignorance.

I've actually seen churches turn off the sound system when a woman was singing or people talk too long. He warned them at the beginning not to sing but the woman said "the Lord put a song on her heart". And as soon as she sung, they cut the mic off on her. She was like and he was like

 

[MikelArteta]

the one black lady singing amazing grace fake azz aretha franklin

we gotta stop the violence etc.

 

[valet]

the one black lady singing amazing grace fake azz aretha franklin

we gotta stop the violence etc.

They love "Eye on the Sparrow" as well. I hear that at 70% of the funerals.

 

[MikelArteta]

They love "Eye on the Sparrow" as well. I hear that at 70% of the funerals.

lol

worse is when dude was litearlly no good, and the ol aunt saying i know hes smiling down on us right now

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

FUNERALS A GOOD TIME TO GIVE A NICE ISLAMIC TALK, AND ALSO IT'S JUST ANOTHER REMINDER OF DEATH.