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2 things that men should never say
- Thread starter Ooh Marty
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swimmingpools
strawberry bubblegum
I had a guy say, "you probably think I'm ugly so you wont call anyway". 
Eliminates all the back and forth text
I just wanna lay on ur chest and get my booty rubbed onCheck her sig
How many cats do you have?
None, but I am in the market for one tho (^._.^)ﾉ
You got some catching up to do if you trying to be a old cat lady. Get to it.
The Devil's Advocate
Call me Dad
you just gotta say it funny... or make it look like you don't have time that can be wastedWhen approaching us women :
1. Never ever ever say things like "you never going to call me are you?"
Or
2. " is this really ur number?"
Never utter these two sentences no matter how much u believe them to be true because we view it as you men being insecure, having low self esteem, not being confident in self, and controlling as well.
Those 4 traits are automatic turn offs and will automatically get u thrown into the bushes breh
( I know that I won't get a bunch of daps, maybe even a first post ether and called all types of fat ugly bytches but I don't give a fukk!)
"don't have me calling you and the police station pick up and shyt lol.. i could be out doing other things besides crying over you setting me up"
usually gets a.... "whatever boo, you can call me right now if you want"
which is usually followed by me saying "nah i'm just messing with you, but i'll text you in like 20-30 mins just to see that you got home safe" (aka, see that you ain't going home and that you swinging by the crib in 20 mins)