Ronald McDonald
Even in the darkest nights, I'm a MAC for life
2017 Top Franchises from Entrepreneur's Franchise 500 List
bytches lie, plastic fakkits lie, numbers dont
oh what? you mothafukkas thought I was gone? Unlike The Lying King, not everyone has the time to dwell on internet forums taking shots at those clearly above them while they counting up on beaches in Maui....in December.
But believe me, I'm everywhere. I know The L King has been running his mouth in my absence. It would almost be impressive if it weren't so sad. Save your breath homie, I know it's hard to talk with my boot constantly on your neck you mcfakkit.
We know the drill, he'll run in here like "bu-bu-but he's not moral.
". Why? Because I done beat self pity into that nikka. We wont even get into him having a well documented history of false advertising and stealing my ideas....and STILL failing to pose a legitimate challenge despite his hoe tactics. Nah, fukk the crying. Lets keep it 100% business.
I want yall to know, as if you don't already, that I'm a generous dude. Been giving out free toys for years. free cookies with the purchase of a $1 burger type shyt.
But not only have I been feeding everything from the less fortunate to Presidents of 1st World countries, I've been just as generous when it comes to bestowing L's upon The Mediocrity King.
Been handing them out for decades nikka no charge, I got plenty to spare, shyt, all these M's I been counting i done damn near forgot the rest of the alphabet.
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Point is, at this point, fukk is a L to me?
All I know is that The 
King runs off those shyts. It's like fuel to that nikka. Keeps him going. Now I look at this list posted above, and I couldnt help but notice.....
@The Mediocrity King where you at homie? I don't see you anywhere? Blaze Fast Fired Pizza killing you like that? Freddy's steakburgers?
Maiding companies, air conditioning, pet supplies, you name it. If you can think of it, chances are, The Inefficient King is lagging behind it. They know you not a big hitter. MFs better off franchising a YESCO than a BK in 2017
and that's a fact. You was never top 10, you was never even mentioned at all. I stopped looking for you on the list you so far back.
60 years of L's
might as well throw them shyts on the menu lil nikka. They'd probably sell better than any of that other bullshyt you let flop since your customers so used to taking them shyts. You might fukk around and go from top 493 to top 421 or some shyt.
Please eat my food
bytches lie, plastic fakkits lie, numbers dont
oh what? you mothafukkas thought I was gone? Unlike The Lying King, not everyone has the time to dwell on internet forums taking shots at those clearly above them while they counting up on beaches in Maui....in December.
We know the drill, he'll run in here like "bu-bu-but he's not moral.
I want yall to know, as if you don't already, that I'm a generous dude. Been giving out free toys for years. free cookies with the purchase of a $1 burger type shyt.
Point is, at this point, fukk is a L to me?
King runs off those shyts. It's like fuel to that nikka. Keeps him going. Now I look at this list posted above, and I couldnt help but notice..... @The Mediocrity King where you at homie? I don't see you anywhere? Blaze Fast Fired Pizza killing you like that? Freddy's steakburgers?
Maiding companies, air conditioning, pet supplies, you name it. If you can think of it, chances are, The Inefficient King is lagging behind it. They know you not a big hitter. MFs better off franchising a YESCO than a BK in 2017
60 years of L's
might as well throw them shyts on the menu lil nikka. They'd probably sell better than any of that other bullshyt you let flop since your customers so used to taking them shyts. You might fukk around and go from top 493 to top 421 or some shyt. 
