3 chimpanzees and 2 brolic human spec-ops (armed w/ tactical knife) vs 2 silverbacks and 1 kodiak grizzly

[Scustin Bieburr]

Been a while since we had a good ol fashioned coli animal thread

Chimpanzees are smaller but can be more aggressive than gorillas. The spec ops are 6'4 240Lbs and trained in a mix of jujitsu, muay thai, boxing, and Greco-Roman wrestling. The chimps are fully trained and follow simple commands, however they are still wild animals so they can be unpredictable.

 

[High Art]

My money is on 50 Brock Lesnars' weight in bees.

 

[Paper Boi]

 

[JQ Legend]

That will turn into 3 chimps vs 2 gorillas and 1 bear within 20 seconds

Gorillas ain’t violent like that, prolly the safest animal for you to encounter in the wild actually

But that grizzly will destroy those humans immediately

 

[jdubnyce]

Bears>>

 

[5thbornpowerseed]

Hold on...Whats the setting? Any weapons allowed? What constitutes a victory?

 

[Yardie]

the bear and gorillas will ignore everyone else and lock eyes and stare each other down immediately. Gorillas beat chest, bear takes it as a challenge and charges the Apes
Meanwhile, the chimpanzees ( weight in low hundreds, 2x stronger than average man and have high pain tolerance) as the men are 6’4, the chimps will have difficulty reaching their face to rip it off, so they leap, One breh stabs chimp in the chest as it leaps towards him, chimp ignores the pain and gnaws on brehs arm damn near severing it, he’s still holding his own as he outweighs the chimp by 100 pounds, chimp 2 blindsides him and jumps on his back, biting his face off and they both maul tf out of him. The other breh has his hands full taking on the other chimp, while enraged over the loss of his fellow breh, manages to fatally stab one of them . the 2 previous chimps join in and manage to kill him while being inflicted with minor injuries

2 remaining chimps turn around and see the grizzly holding the silverbacks head with its mouth still wide open in shock. The other gorilla ran off. Game over

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

Hold on...Whats the setting? Any weapons allowed? What constitutes a victory?

The setting is in a Californian forest. Conditions for victory:
Your opponents must flee and not return for 1hr, submit completely, or die in battle.

The only weapons you get are the tactical blades. One per man. You get tactical stab and impact resistant armor. You may arm a chimpanzee with a knife or armor if you wish.

 

[JQ Legend]

the bear and gorillas will ignore everyone else and lock eyes and stare each other down immediately. Gorillas beat chest, bear takes it as a challenge and charges the Apes
Meanwhile, the chimpanzees ( weight in low hundreds, 2x stronger than average man and have high pain tolerance) as the men are 6’4, the chimps will have difficulty reaching their face to rip it off, so they leap, One breh stabs chimp in the chest as it leaps towards him, chimp ignores the pain and gnaws on brehs arm damn near severing it, he’s still holding his own as he outweighs the chimp by 100 pounds, chimp 2 blindsides him and jumps on his back, biting his face off and they both maul tf out of him. The other breh has his hands full taking on the other chimp, while enraged over the loss of his fellow breh, manages to fatally stab one of them . the 2 previous chimps join in and manage to kill him while being inflicted with minor injuries

2 remaining chimps turn around and see the grizzly holding the silverbacks head with its mouth still wide open in shock. The other gorilla ran off. Game over

This is actually the way this scenario most likely plays out especially the chimps attacking the humans first part

I’m having a hard time thinking of a wild animal that would be worse for a human to encounter than a chimp

Yea lions and others are vicious but chimps are straight up demonic

Most other animals would attack for food or survival in general, the chimp would attack just because