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[newworldafro]

HULK SMASH!!!
(I demand to conquer every hole on your body)

 

[Mr. Negative]

pick up lines!?



but you wanna know something weird? next time you're shopping and checking out, strike up a convo with the cute chick at the cash register like you've known her for years. Make it a point to act slightly shocked that she doesn't remember you.

don't forget to ask her how work's going or how her day's been.

She'll be thinking for days/weeks.... searching her memory trying to find where she met this nice considerate dude.

how could she forget who you were?





it never crosses their minds that they have a nametag on.

 

[Software]

What the hell? I know half these lines yall puttin out there don't work on nobody but thots.
If you tryin to get a decent chick OP
Just ask a question bout some shyt like "Oh is that the Galaxy S5 or S6 you are using?" or "I like the color of your pants. Are those pants turquiose or baby blue?, I sometimes have trouble distinguishing" then talk.

 

[SmallWars]

I tell the bytch I got rocks in my sink.

 

[Blackking]

If she's younger... like real young: yo where you headed?... then something about how I just flew back in town blah blah...(get her mind on a pipe dream)

My age, I ask a random question :
"Excuse me do you know how late this store is open"
Your son is in my daughter's class , right ?
"Some other random relevant shyt question "
Then..... some bs about how I just moved back to..... whatever city im in

IF she's older than me,,
"You're beautiful, let me take you out "(only if you're a 7/10 up will corny work )
"You're married?, lets just meet for coffee... im downtown all the time"

I never used to ask for phone numbers...
I just give business card , say text or call
Then walk away

 

[Taadow]

*walks up on shoo-be-doo and starts singin' Tevin Campbell - "Can We Talk" as strongly as the situation allows while looking her in the eyes until she tells me to stop*

 

[Buckeye Fever]

"Jeeee eeeee eeesus Chriiiiist Girl! Hmmm, you got it goin' on young lady!"-Kid Cudi

@Gator Reloaded

 

[Gully Bull]

You don't have to say shyt when you roll up on her in a pair of crisp roller blades





But she will say bYe to whoever she is with before she jumps on your back and you skate into the sunset

 

[Arithmetic]

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[GuChiMeng]

I can run faster horny than you scared