5. He Got Hacked.
Cyber terrorists have been doing the most lately and Hova was one of many celebs recently to have their private info compromised. It stands to reason that hes been preoccupied getting a new drivers license, social security # and Amex Black Card. Not to mention coming up with a new Twitter password. Cut him some slack.
4. Hes busy. Really Busy.
Gentleman, you have to understand that new fathers are incredibly busy. Trying to juggle Presidential Inaugurations, moving the VMAs to The Barclays Center, touring with Justin Timberlake, scoring The Great Gatsby and keeping up with Blue Ivys evident growth spurts means that you may be waiting a little longer than usual for a call back.
3. The Nets are In the Playoffs
Its been six years since the Nets have been able to officially compete for an NBA championship and the first time as the newly minted Brooklyn Nets, so you have to understand that as a Brooklyn Native Hov is a little distracted right now. Plus hes been riding the subway to the Barclays and there is no reception down there. Hell be calling as soon as they get knocked out in the first round. We promise.
2. Ducking Kanye
Dont take it personally Mr. Anka but Hov isnt answering anybodys calls right now because hes hiding from Kanye. Yeezy has been lashing out publicly, under a lot of pressure to pick a baby name that is both SEO Friendly yet obscure enough to be Trademarked. Jigga Man just wants to do rap cameos and watch his daughter blow bubbles in peace.
1. Those Duracell Powermats are basura!
If you were at the Made in America festival like us and stood in line at those charging tents when your phone died, or bought one of those awful external batteries, you know the power struggle well. So if Hov is indeed relying on these things to stay connected he has a really good excuse for not returning phone calls. Its probably not on for very long.
Add on brehs...
i can't believe this played out joke still gets me laughing at my computer screen 
